Biggest loser boy friend, or girl friend youv ever had!

Discussion in 'Hip Awards' started by groovygirl, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. groovygirl

    groovygirl Member

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    ill start my boy friend ryan he frogot my name and my face after 2 days! what a fagget! (no ofense to any happy people)
     
  2. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    My last ex who stole my truck...then stole my dad's car when he finally brought my truck back. He said he was in jail and my truck was impounded...even though it had an extra 400 miles on it when he brought it back. I'm sure Bubba in jail is giving it to him pretty hard.

    GRAB YOUR ANKLES BRO!

    What a jerk LOL
     
  3. Zeitgeist

    Zeitgeist Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    There was one who touched me *down there* in my sleep after we'd broken up...that wasn't fun. And then there was some oddness with my little sister, I thought he was going to kidnap her.
    There was one who broke up with me because I wasn't a Christian.
    There was one who got a bj off me (my first ever time) and then broke up with me but never gave me a reason.
    There was one who locked me in a toilet and started punching the walls and screaming at me when I broke up with him. I thought he was going to hit me, it was so scary.

    I'm normally the loser in relationships though.
     
  4. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    oh how very kind of you :rolleyes:


    all my exes were shitty and have done too many shitty and mean things to name...
     
  5. Spaceduck

    Spaceduck Member

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    All of my exes were pretty damn cool. I was the loser. So how bout I tell the story from their point of view:

    1) I once dated a guy named Spaceduck who was such a loser... when I asked him if he was cheating on me, he refused to answer. So I dumped him. Years later I found out that he never cheated on me.

    2) I once dated a guy named Spaceduck who was such a loser... he sold our our stuff and said "let's live on the beach". So we did, until we ran out of money. Then he said "let's live in Alaska". So I dumped him.

    3) I once dated a guy named Spaceduck who was such a loser... just when things were going great, he totally disappears without a word
     
  6. stoney

    stoney Member

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    ah one ex comes to mind, i was hitchhiking to her, had a ring and everything, and then i got there, ( i hicthed cross country for this women) to find she was cheating on me the entire time, and the only reason why she said she wanted to be with me was she felt sorry for me
     
  7. Syntax

    Syntax Senior Member

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    But really, this makes you the loser.
     
  8. paix

    paix Senior Member

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    Ok, I met this guy who was a friend of a friend. We were introduced, my friend the next day told me the guy really liked me, but was leaving town, so when he came back in town we spent the day together, and that night we were hanging out in a hotel room he was sharing with a couple other guys. The other guys went for a walk, and he and I start gettin into it, he wants to have have sex, I say no it's too soon, and here's the good part, he says (and I quote) "Come on, I really want to get off"

    But I was the loser there, cause I didn't get up and leave right then, in fact I ended up seeing him for 2 weeks after that, till he left town again and didn't call for 3 weeks. Once he got back he called, I told him it wasn't working for me, but not before seeing him one last time and catching a cold from him.

    ugh, just thinking about him now makes me ill
     
  9. ZePpeLinA

    ZePpeLinA Jump around!

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    hehehehehe i have too many loser exes, here is the worst

    i met this guy and we started going out, bla bla bla..i remember one time he showed me pictures of his family back in romania and he had a pic of a very cute girl. he told me she was his sister, ok.
    a few weeks later, i tried calling him as we had arranged to meet on a friday. no answer until sunday night, i even went to his flat, cos i got worried something might have happened to him....
    so he calls me...tell me he's sorry and that his fiancee has come to visit him from romania without any warning...alright, i say, ok, forget it thats cool.
    thinking back, that saturday when i went to his flat and he wasnt in, on my way home, i think i saw him on the bus stop...i recognised the girl from the picture...but i just realised it a couple of weeks later.


    hehehehehe if i could actually give him a prize for being an asshole i would.
     
  10. namastegoddess

    namastegoddess Member

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    My dumbass ex Josh. He really sucked. He was just really mean to me...made me cry alot.
     
  11. old tiger

    old tiger Senior Member

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    Namaste,

    Sorry to hear that...crying is often needed..
    to let emotions out...afterwards we feel better..
    but a smile,Namaste...
    is like a lamp..
    on the window of your face..
    it proves that your heart is at home..:)

    Boys who make girls cry intentionally..
    i call them names..:mad:
    i even don't want to mention on this forum...

    Emiel
     
  12. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    Boys that make girl cryintentionally I do other things to than just call them names...

    Oh yeah, Namaste I just saw your gallery and... wow
     
  13. Epiphany

    Epiphany Copacetic

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    My ex fiance lied about selling drugs and his family's past.

    From my family he has taken:

    • Money my sister was saving for her prom
    • My parent's wedding rings (which they kept in their dresser because they no longer fit) and pawned them off for drug money
    • One of my mother's nursing diplomas (just to spite her),
    • Movies
    • Cds
    • Two weeks worth of a paycheck
    • Items my sister was going to take to her new dorm
    • Fifty dollars from my grandmother's job (we would help her stock the school cafeteria she worked in)
    Apparently, during the last few months of our relationship, he would snoop around my parent's home after they left for work and my sister was at school. (I slept during the day and he would wake a few hours before waking me)

    I also found out that nearly every gift he had ever given me during our relationship was either stolen from a store, or the nursing home residents at his former job.

    He was fired from the job he possessed while living here (he lied about the actual reason) for stealing money from the register.

    He caused my parents to lose money they invested in our wedding (as you are aware, most wedding vendors do not give refunds, regardless of the circumstances).

    I also suspect him of giving my dog an illegal substance (he was experiencing a strange medical reaction that the veterinarian could not find a cause for) mere days after he made a comment about wondering what an animal would do under the influence.
     
  14. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    Okay, that shit tops it all I think... If anyone did that to someone I know, I'd probably turn him in, or break his legs
     
  15. fountains of nay

    fountains of nay Planet Nayhem!

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    my ex was evil, used to be extremely violent and used to blame me for everything. Sure glad I'm outta that physically and mentally tiring/abusive relationship.
     
  16. lakshen

    lakshen Forn Siðr

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    Lots of shitty relationships out there ey?

    There is no honour in hitting a girl
     
  17. _see_

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    the only jerk ive ever been with, theone who slept with a girl when he went away and came back and bragged about it to me....1 word....loser
     
  18. Earthy Mama

    Earthy Mama Feel my wrath... ;)

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    ha, you want to hear about loser exs? I've got a good one for ya.
    Ok, I met this guy when I was 16... He was 21. Wish at the time I was mature enough to know that this was wrong merely for the fact that he was more immature than me. He would get me drunk and then use me. He got me pregnant. He brainwashed me into thinking that if I told anyone they'd kick me out and my mom wouldnt want me anymore and they'd take away the baby. I have no idea why I ever believed any of this... anyway, He cheats on me every month with someone new... Makes me feel like shit by telling me I'm ugly and fat all the time. Trys to make me do him favors while he looked at porn and pretended it was them. Constantly talked to other women. Abused me mentally. My family was very poor and my mom gave me 1500 for a car(this was a big deal). He talks me into buying a VW bus which I cannot drive and promises to teach me. He never does. I finally tell my mom about the baby and she was happy. This is when I start realizing hes a liar and a bad person. He steals the bus on my due date and runs away. Won't come back to see the baby and totals the van. Sells it for spare parts and keeps the money. Sells my things. Comes back saying hes clean off drugs and alcohol and is truly sorry for all hurt he has caused. I fell for it. I end up pregnant a week later... the way I caculate it we break up a few days after Noah is concieved. Anyway, he hit me to the ground with our newborn baby in my arms. He gets help and medicine so I agree (because his asshole parents beg me) to give him a chance. We're not together... we're just living together to try for this kids sinces hes supposibly "better" By the way hes constantly still cheating on me... robbing our babies piggy bank for drug money and making me feel like the worst piece of crap on the earth. I planned to go to my moms house after the baby was born and leave for good so that I could move out without chance of either baby getting hurt if something happened. I go into the hospital to have the baby... he doesnt come of course, he never did with the first either. Turns out he met a stripper online and after one day of talking invited her to come over. They dirty my furniture and she knew the whole time I was away having a baby but she still came and SCREWED him in my house. I cut him off completely and he keeps harrashing me and showing up, tried to kidnap the kids a couple times. Anyway, 9 months later the whore calls and demands a paternity test! hahah! best karma EVER. So anyway, after doing all that to me she ends up pregnant and with a deadbeat for the father and can't strip anymore because she ended up fat I guess and now works at mcdonalds. He on the otherhand has never paid me a dime for the kids nor for the thousands of dollars he owes me (it totals way more than just the van, there was so much more). After four years of a horrible relationship I finally got free and have cut him off completely. He'd rather sign away his rights than pay a dime. I can't believe I was ever that stupid to allow any of that to happen. But at least I'm doing well now with a guy who loves and respects me, loves and respects my childern and the asshole is completely gone.
     
  19. GreenButterflyDaisy

    GreenButterflyDaisy Desi

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    ok..you win

    and by the way Im so sorry you have to deal with that...but you have you 2 boys now at least (who are some of the cutest kids I have ever seen!!!!!!)
     
  20. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    This thread is sad. I've never been into a relationship. I don't want to go into one of those stupid rushed ones that everybody pushes and expects to be a part of. When I a girl I think is good, I talk to her then.
     
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