We have a club going, but you're name has to start with the prefix 'lod' to join. I'd like to help, but my hands are tied.
We do have a large fan club, but it's mostly hot women who've sworn fealty. We let the Dhali Lama in because he throws some wicked parites up in Nepal.
I mean, I'm glad he and mother theresa got down on the popes lawn, but I didn't need to hear everything.
He invited us to join in on the golden shower, but we decided it wouldn't be good for our wholesome image.
I was just using hyperbole. It really only deserves 2, and that's just on the basis that my name is in the title.