Help me masturbate

My signature should explain everything.

 

youre such a lecherous bastard

 

?

 

I would send you a pic of mine...however..mines are two big to fit on one picture. Would you settle for a pic of one boob???

 

Yes

 

wait a min.... that actually worked.... I might change my signature.... fuck, I'm getting a shirt like that too

 

dude, I think they gave you the wrong meds...

 

They gave me a few, but I think it's the 3 a day pain killers

 

the pain killers make you act like a flaming retard?

 

Check your mail. Enjoy!!!

 

Yeah

 

thats not a boobie

 

What was it then?

 

Something much better

 

Shit...I sent you the wrong MTF pic....that probably explains the lapse in response....anyway..check your mail again.

 

You can wear it while you masterbate. Enjoy!