I post on a christian forum

with an extreme close up of ron jeremies penis (so close up you cant tell what it is) as my avatar!

 

I just got off the phone with St. Peter and guess what he told me? You are offically going to hell!

 

I seriously just laughed out loud at that.. That was awesome!

 

wow, you rebel you...

 

Oh how terribly terribly rebellious of you (sarcastic yawn). I thought all guys had penises, even Christians.

 

I also once killed a man, hes buried in my backyard.

 

really i have one in my freezer...

 

the anti christ is here?

 

Excellent.