I'm horny...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by _orgazmik_, Jun 21, 2005.

  1. seamonster66

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    just like you belong in the cemetery.
     
  2. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    i got my horniness back i wish it would go away again as im shamefully hitting on my boss who's old enough to be my father and im not getting much work done because im sexually frustrated.
     
  3. Jitter_B

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    I'm horny...

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    the end!


    Maybe your brother will bang your bones.
     
  4. Jitter_B

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    Hahahahaha
    I is laffing me ass off!
     
  5. seamonster66

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    I've never raped or been with a child, thats more your department, as you are far creepier than me.

    In fact, i guarantee you've raped someone. I can tell.

    Seriously though, die.
     
  6. water_dreamer

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    uhhh..i recall you saying something about how many different ways youd wanna "fuck hilary duff" before in a different thread...
     
  7. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Possibly.. *wishes*
     
  8. Jitter_B

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    I think anything under 18 with different parts than me is hot!
     
  9. seamonster66

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    There is no crime in saying a 17 year old girl is hot.

    Now go play with your dolls while I hang out with my significant other.
     
  10. Jitter_B

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    Significant other what?
     
  11. seamonster66

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    You can't buy stuff with no money.
     
  12. mystical_shroom

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    michael they came out with a Betsy Wetsy 3000 to add to your collection, this one will even suck on your teet...see michael, dreams can come true...
     
  13. seamonster66

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    so what now? You are lying.

    PS you seem to lose all of these alleged spiritual values you have when I insult you...doesn't take much does it, when your a little unbalanced like yourself, when You are rejected by women, but loved by Betsy Wetsy :D :D :D
     
  14. water_dreamer

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    ahahahahaa...
     
  15. dhs

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    I've got zero sex drive at the moment - probably be that way for several months after the bitter break up I've just gone through.
     
  16. mystical_shroom

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    so do you play with barbie and just throw ken out...
     
  17. water_dreamer

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    no...he puts them in erotic positions.
     
  18. seamonster66

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    quote: you cannot be a father and not play with dolls.
    you don't know this because your father was a drunken abusive convict who never raised you right.

    hmm, amazing how he turned his life around then...I seem to recall him making quite a nice living.

    And thanks for the note on birth control, I always wondered what foolproof methods there were, now I see its playing with dolls...who would have guessed it?
     
  19. water_dreamer

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    no...you get even.
     
  20. _orgazmik_

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    SCORE!!!
     

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