I got this air freshener

thats called 'I dreamed my whole house was clean'. it smells so good i sprayed it on my sweater. it smells like a mixture of the beach and chanel number 5...very yummy and now my office smells nice instead of like cheetos and feet

 

Jesus H Christ, I'd rather my office smelled like Cheetos.

 

ahaha...they named it that?! thats awesome.

 

So if you sprayed it on your sweater, then you must smell like a maid. No?

 

my ass smells like sweat and shit

 

it would've been better if you said fucking hippies...

 

they did its pretty cute but im ashamed of myself for spending so much on airfreshener but it was so cute i couldnt resist.

 

I'm going to make an air freshner called "nut sweat". It is sure to make the ladies come crawling.

 

I'd buy nut sweat.

 

I would too. Think of all the possibilities.

 

nut sweat is a sweet smellin idea. How about some nipple hairs to add to the presentation.

 

How about "butthole finger"? Seems like a novel idea.

 

naw...fucking hippies would've done it.

 

youve masacered my pretty smelling air freshener thread.

 

Yeah! The packaging for this could be great.

 

youre forgiven

 

The bottle could be designed to look like a wet. brown streaked finger or something. Hey! i THINK IT WOULD FLY!

 

tampon popsicle?

 

It's from south park. Ironically, when that post was made, my AIM away message was on. it is this:

Frozen Bloody Tampon Popsicle

and what about reverse air freshener? as a gag or something. Go to a buddy's house and when they leave the room, spray it all around. there could be all kinds of flavors. Poo, Vomit, Mold, Old People, Stank pussy, Stank cock, Wet dog, Burnt stuff, garbage, skunk.

Id do that to everyone. and make it last for awhile too.

 

mmmm i just sprayed it. today my office smelled like skittles and 'accidents' now it smells like shampoo