mary kate

what's really sickening about it is how many guys out there thought she was so hot, even though she's starving herself to death. What's up with america's obsession with 90 lb women?

 

like...oh


my god!

 

their latest exploits in a new movie won't include searching for hot guys on a tropical island but instead trying to conquer their eating problem.. they could call the movie Mary kate and Ashley go to rehab... with some nuttly looking movie poster...they'd make additional millions. i still think they're hot.

 

I've heard she'll be playing the broomstick in the re-make of Evil Dead.
Or maybe she'll be Tommy Lee's penis in his next video. And yes, he can honk the horn with her.
Or Calista Flockhardt's stand-in.
A baseball bat in A League of Their Own.
Someone will sell her as the elephant man's skeleton. Michael Jackson will buy it. Seeing what he has actually purchased, Jacko will send it back. Yes, it is under-age. But it is also female.
She was going to be in Twister 2, but had to cancel for obvious reasons.
She will be the scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz re-make. Producers will save money when they only need one straw to cover her completely.
A homicidal maniac will try to kill Mary-Kate by sniping her from the top of a building, but will find it impossible when Mary-Kate turns ninety degrees, and disappears.
How did they find out she had a problem? A stage hand on their most recent movie mistook her for a boom mike pole.
At age 19, Mary-Kate gets breast implants. She stands up, and falls over from the weight.
The TV show "Cooking With the Olsens" will be cancelled when, upon eating an M&M, Mary-Kate's waist-band snaps. This goes unnoticed by the cameras. However, there is no way to hide her sticking her finger down her throat and puking the M&M back up...into the beef stew they were making.