craziest thing you though of while stoned?

haha so yeah i dont know if this is just me, but i think about alot shit when im stoned. this one time i swear to god for like a hour trying to figure out how the joints in my fingers moved, and how i was telling them to move. deffintly got me some crazy thoughts there, haha anyways post what is one of the craziest things you've thought of stoned/high/tripping.. whatever you'd like.

peace

 

i envied monkies for having tails

 

i tired to levitate for 4 hours does that count?

 

me and my boyfriend and one of his friends talked about (dont get offended it was just a stoned convo) how the idea of religion keeps all the people on earth living in fear and staying in line. it got really deep but i cant remember it all. but that was cool.

 

we've had some deep conversations about religion, outer space, and britney spears (don't ask). thoughts of aliens and outer space blow your mind while high. weird thing is, i'm not even interested in that shit when i'm sober.

 

once i thought i was falling out of the car i was in so i put my seat belt on...
we watched a squirrel for like twenty minutes trying to decide if its tail had a mind of its own...and one time when i was high at the zoo i was looking in at the dolphins on the lower level and i thought i was in the tank and should start swimming...but then i looked around and no one else was swimming so i decided that i wouldnt either...good thing too...cuz i woulda looked like a moron...

 

Man the time before tonite, i got reaaaal baked, nad i was in my computer desk chair, and i thought i could play boat and used my grandpas cane as a boat oar and went around the room naming land marks(the floors are hardwood) then realized what i was doing and started laughing about it, and i still have a lil buzz from tonite, and i cant think about what all i did i will have to get back to u on that.

 

~*yanny's mustache... for like two hours was the grooviest trip... you know ~ the guy with the pan flutes? i'm so embarassed!*~

 

Wow I have a lot of stoned thoughts to choose from...

maybe the time I theorized the world would be more peaceful if we all said "Mharg" in unision, and we'd have to enunciate to make sure the "h" wasn't silent.

 

haha. mharg

 

Well i really think crazy all the time, let's see, Id have to say the time i figured out how ufo's work, and seriously considered desining an anti gravity engine for one.

 

i smoked about 3 grams of my homegrown and for some reason bill gates popped into my head and i realized just how rich heis... he could wage war with the U.S. he has the money to support a war and he could tap it from the inside by using his supercomputers to dismantle the u.s.'s defense system wouldnt that be great?

 

i had a very thoughtful/marijjuana trip recently and i relized alot. alot about who i am and everyone who has shaped who i am. and how we all mean absolutly nothing to anything and practically a lie cuz all we are is what we are in forming each other which in return is really tnohing at all.

oh and 420 comes from the crosby stills nash and young song 4 and 20 years ago and that these college students or whatever were playing that song at 420 wen they coined the term. i need to check into this. its probaly true.

i don't really lik what i learned and it has made me question my importance. so i wonder is this the drug really making me think differnt. or unexplored paths opened up, even if they are dark and rocky.

 

That one made me laugh.

 

The craziest thing hmm ran in the yard dancing with my pants down but i do that sober too....

peace
chickens

 

msot of these things i think about when im sober.. contemplating life is depressing, i havnt tried doing it while stoned. i doubt it wud be that different to being sober, ive seriosuly exhausted all areas of sociology and philosophy that interest me.

Uncannymicrobus, we do mean practically nothing to anything... but to say we all lie is a bad thought that may reveal personal weaknesses.

the problem is most people try and find a meaning to life instead of realising tehre is no meaning. most people need a meaning for something, and im sure a lot of weed-thinkning is wasted on these concepts.

and i agree with you, LL, that religion is a great means to control society. but i dont think its an offensive theory. jsut a rational one.

 

Well i mean the life meaning nothing, its so much deeper than it sounds and i rarely fully relize it. i mean its not some fake goth just saying that its really the honest truth. were just party of a step in the movement of everything. and when i say we are a lie its like we try to believe that we are something more than really...in whole absolutly nothing. Every moment and movement and thing and part of our culture is really nothing except for what we've made of this planet.
every human emotion i have,every thought, ever move i make, me writing this means nothing at all. And its so much more than i ever really come to relize and i mean its not that im looking for a lot of meaning, its just , i can't feel important, when my actions are only important to poeple and things that can't go on for ever and eventually die out with me forever.

 

This is tjhe reason we have religion, to get rid of these depressing thoughts.

 

The fist time I didn shrooms I got some of those thoughts uncanny. It was kinda like all I have to do right now is maintain homeostasis (maintaining homeostasis is also known as surviving). All I and the other animals of the earth have to do is survive - and that only requires food, sleep, and warmth. How hard is that for most Americans? So really everything else we do is to pass the time...
But damnit, thats the fun part!
Religion does give us a nice thing to look forward to (peace in death). But think about all the GOOD things there are to pass the time with. Great food, beautiful women, sports, and most importantly - brotherly love.
Yea so what if it's all for nothing, its fun as shit!

 

Well, I got really baked and started eating peanut butter crunch and I was thinking about evolution, and what if, like, the smallest cereal particals in the cereal, particals we have never seen before, were actually little worlds and when I began to eat each one it was starting its own grow and evolution from the moment they entered my mouth, a race like ours was beginning to form on this little partical, and as I ate it, they accelerated and grew, and when I was finished the partical planet had gone through its entire span of exsistance and I had decide how and when it would end. So like I was its god to a certain point.

I'm pretty baked right now too, so I hope this makes sense...