Write about something you did that was so stupid you couldn't beleive it.

Once I took my shoes off in class, and when the bell rang I walked off with them and didn't realize it until 5 minutes later.

 

"Once a policeman came to our health class to talk about drugs. He passed around three joints to show the class what they look like. He told us "If any one of these joint is missing by the time they get back to me, I will lock down the school and search everyone until I find it!" When the joints got backto him, there were four." I don't remember who told me that.

 

I remember working at a youth summer camp and having bought a bag of weed the night before. I'd forgotten they were having a drug dog demonstration that day, and when the cop pulled up he parked close to my car. He had this big assed bag of weed for the dog to find, and planted it in a trash can near where the kids were gonna be, and had the whole dog bite training suit he made one of the staff wear so the dog could fuck him up without killing him. So the kids all come in and sit around the trash can with the pot stashed in it, and the cop give a talk about how the dog is a cop and even has a badge and if you kill the dog it's just like killing a cop. And the dog does some pretty fancy tricks and he shows how obedient he is. And then he gets to the part of the demo where he shows off the dog ripping my friend a new asshole in the suit, and then he tells everyone to sit still and let the dog search them for drugs. The dog is coming around and searching all the kids and I had placed myself downstream from the trashcan so the demo would be over before he got to me. I didn't have anything on me, but we like to be as far away from that type of thing as possible. The dog finds the pot in the trashcan and damn near destroys the can getting to the pot (they call that "alerting"). All the kids ohhh and ahhhh at this 150 pound dog ripping fuck outta this trashcan. Ha Ha, shows over. Well, one of my smart-assed kids says, "You better search (me)! He probably has some pot!" The whole place is looking at me. The cop laughs and says something like "well, if he did I'm sure he wouldn't be standing around here..." I was scared to death. And didn't relax until the cop had loaded the dog (walked right past my car) and left, then the first thing I thought of doing was beating hell outta that kid (didn't). The other staffers (all my smoking buddies) all laughed, but when I told them what was in the car they were all freaking with me. This whole thing took about an hour and a half. That was one scary 90 minutes. True story.

 

one time I was at a camp and there was a dog searching for weed and I told the cop to search this stoner staff member