What Should the Person Above You Do Tomorrow?

methinks you should kiss some random lady (or fella, whatever your preference may be) on the cheek

you'll either walk away with a new friend

or a restraining order

 

Drink a carton of beer and then fall over flat on her face..

 

i do that everyday:&


hmmm...i think you should go to an art gallery

 

Come over to my house and cut my hair..

 

Cut all your hair off and donate it for cancer patients.

 

build a snowman

 

lol,, proabably will snow here tomorrow too..



Come over and help me paint the spare bedroom..

 

give me a shit load of asprin

 

delete my internet connection..

 

become a lumber jack.

 

Try to find the holy grail.

 

steal money from his mother..

 

volunteer at a nursing home

 

start her period

 

eat 28 bags of Twizzlers

 

Lead a group of high security inmates in a heartfelt rendition of "Que sera sera".

 

LOL! Fish for trout.

 

melt army men in the microwave

 

find a second and third intrested party, buy a golf bag, three bags of water ballons, a alot of that squeeze jelly, and a water balloon launcher. wreak havoc.

 

Tell his boss what he really thinks.