Looking for a worthy stalker

I've been on this site a few months and I've acquired a fair few stalkers in my time here. Unfortunately they are all lame and boring and live like 6000 miles away.

Anyways if anyone is interested in beating the stalker level I have experienced so far here... then good luck. Shouldn't be too difficult.

 

oo can i be your stalker!!?

 

you look like a cross between my brother and some stupid emo kid at my school...[that is not a compliment]

a fgew of my friends are moving down to the Bridge for Uni next fall...weird

 

geez burby be a little meaner

 

Well it looks like your brother was the lucky one... My looks are definitely the last thing I'm worried about haha

 

No, you look like an idiot.

 

and so all the hetero guys have a problem with my looks...

 

geez...i never said it was a put down...

the two people i was refering two arent ugly or nothing..

but he has the same sort of face and hair as my brother...and big silly aviators like that stupid emo kid [although yours aint bad, the only thin id change is make em less round] the stupid emo kis are like yours but shiny silver and mirrored and all ick

 

i must say...the shirt is kinda sweet though...is it an old RCMP one? or just a random blue shirt?

 

-shrug- I think he's pretty hot

 

they dont wanna move to lethy.... its horrible

 

i think he's cute

 

teehehe we're twins, beckums..

 

well one is going down for the computer program, and two others are goign down for the fine arts and education [together] degrees...and its cheaper tuituin and whatnot...

and just so everyone knows...i dont think he is un-good looking, it was just a simple observation that he resembled the lovechild of my brother and an emo...

 

yeah ill probobly do the education here. after i travel for like 2 years.... just because i can stay with my parents and wont have to waste time working for rent

 

i am an extremely heterosexual male but i think that you are very pretty and i would be honored to be your stalker

 

I like stalking, but I am very anxious to smoke something right now.

 

We could make a movie out of it! You and Shelly stalk him, and I'll stalk you both. You both don't know your both stalking him, and you both try to kill him at the same time. So you all become friends, then I come in and kill you all.

Its only a movie idea though.

 

you're an asshole.

 

anyways, he is cute
but he might be gay