Bit on the side, anyone..........?

I'm bored. Anyone wanna have an affair? Anyone.......?

 

i would but i gotta get married first

 

All you really need is a partner (preferably long term, who's "lovely" but doesn't satisfy your depraved sexual desires) to cheat on, and we're off

 

go have a wank

 

Don't mind if I do

 

Are you married?

 

Not married, but "attached". Your place or mine?

 

Where would your place be?

 

Not really much of an achievement. Moved here last October, rennovated studio, started business in Jan. Not many yoga teachers in the Algarve, but plenty of willing students!

 

looks like that stuffed toy is suckling on that baby's nip

 

My castle is in Edinburgh, but youre in the Algarve. To be honest, thats gonna make it pretty hard to have an affair. Oh well, worth a try. I'll just watch porn instead