have you ever eaten food so good

that it makes you wanna bust a nut? This burger was sooo juicy and perfect. im such a good cook

 

ahhh yes... i like to moan and say.. omg that's orgaaaasmic....

 

I wanna have dinner with YOU!

 

Maybe you guys should get take out.

 

Oh hell no. there isnt any take out that good. I have to cook.

 

i have a feeling im goin to die from choking on food. some food is just to good to be chewed

 

Yeah, like pork soda.... I love that stuff

 

No you wont.

 

I had a HEAVENLY east-indian buffet one time...I asked to talk to the chef & complimented him...he seemed rather pleased that I enjoyed his food so much.

 

I almost did.

I was alone in a house eating a big juicy steak. I'd just popped a fist size chunk of meat in my mouth when the phone rang so I tryed to swallow it...

After a cpl minutes of trying to give my self the hiemlick maneuver my ears started ringing and all these pretty colors started popping like tiny christmas tree lights right in front of me.

Just before I passed out I swallowed as hard as I could and finally got it down. (remember that Death? Fun times. Don't think I didn't see you in the corner, laughing, trying on my shoes....),

 

youre shoes were too small.

 

Is that why you let me live? How shallow is that.

 

nobody said I was deep

 

I had this sushi last night that was so good that I wanted to smoother my face in it.

 

yes the only thing in the world that comes close to sex with my boyfriend is the yummy chocolate he sent me. i think the only reason it made me wet was because it was from him though

 

my boyfriend makes AMAZING burgers mmmmm
also, the last time we went out for dinner I got this chicken sandwich thing with cheese...holy god haha i wanted to keep it forever

 

I had some macaroni and cheese that was perfect. my mom wanted to chop up hot dogs and put them in there, Me and John looked at her like, "are you stupid, woman?"

 

yes, I have to admit I can be a great cook, too! I have eaten food that made me all tingly because it tasted so good.

 

when i heat up my can of spaghetti o's i get so happy i almost wet myself..and while the microwave is going, i sometimes do the running man cause im so damn excited..especially if i have bread to dip in it...

 

my grilled cheese taste great, but my tuna melt puts me in heaven.