Signs that you may be a "TechnoPagan"...

If the address of your covenstead begins with http:// ...

If you calculate the phases of the moon with software ... (guilty)

If you do cord magick with computer cables ...

If you do most of your correspondence by email and sign off with Blessed Be ... (guilty)

If you draw down the moon using a light-pen ...

If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del ...

If you keep a Disk of Shadows (with encrypted backups) ... (partially guilty)

If you participate in online rituals...

If you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR) ...

If you refer to solitary practice as a stand alone ...

If you ritually down your server for Samhain ...

If you tap into the collective unconscious using newsgroups...

If your Book of Shadows has a 6-digit version number ... (guilty)

If your screen-saver signals when your meditation period is over ...

If your Yule ritual involves defragmentation ...

If your altar cloth is a mouse pad ...

If your altar has a keyboard ...

If your athame has a SCSI interface ...

If your candles have batteries ...

If your cauldron is a crock-pot ... (guilty)

If your chimes are electronic ...

If your circle is a token ring ...

If your cone of power has a surge suppressor ...

If your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq. mi. area ...

If your crystal ball has a horizontal-hold control ...

If your daemons collect news for you ...

If your deities include Murphy and Gates ...

If your drumming is done on a CD player (pre-recorded) ... (guilty)

If your familiar is a computer mouse ...

If your herbs are always mail-ordered (express, overnight) ... (guilty)

If your meditation retreat locations have electricity, phone jacks and a CompUSA nearby ...

If your incense is by Glade ... (guilty, lol)

If your magic wand is a light pen ...

If your magical name, email address, and online name are all the same ...

If your magical writing is done in html or C++ ...

If your patron deity has a homepage ...

If your pentacle is made of computer chips ...

If your ritual robes conceal an electronic organizer...

If your search for truth involves regular expressions ... (guilty)

If your tarot cards multi-task ...

If your technician complains about the wax and incense ash on your motherboard ...

If asking what tradition someone comes from is just as important as what operating system they run ...

If when your quarter candles burn out, a backup system kicks in ...

If you've tried to use your mouse as a pendulum ...

If you've been caught using a laser pointer pen to open the circle gate...

Well, you just might be a TechnoPagan!

 

LMAO! Being that I barely understood what even half of that MEANS, lol, I don't think I'm a technopagan, lol....

 

If you end a circle with Ctl-Alt-Del ...
HAHAHAHAHA
That's the BEST thing I've ever heard.
Thanks.

 

in this day and age, I wouldn't be surprised if half of those applied to most of us