Miracle Whip all the way, baby! And horseradish, yum. And sweet, hot mustard. Those are all the condiments ya need!
i remember at school when we had sandwiches and some of the kids mounding the mayo on thier food...yeah and then they'd try to talk to you with thier mouth full. i cant stand the shit.
I hate mayo, but I'll eat miracle whip if I have to. I like ranch dressing and mustard a lot better. Spicey dijon mustard is the best! I use that on most things as a condiment.