fuck you sam micha i went to the principals office but she said i was too filthy for her room and told me to buy her an airplane so i left
no. last time i shared a room with you you got pudding all over the walls and broke the slip and slide
and then i came, and we ding-dong-ditched the whole top floor...then we went back to the room and rented a dirty movie, turned on the vibrating bed and jumped on it, giggling at the movie...