Do you think god...

... shaves or has a big godly beard and moustache?

 

Don't say that, you might offend the god fearing christians

 

God looks alot like me.

 

For this beautiful day, I'd like to thank my Higher Power, who I choose to call Marc.


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cueball head!

 

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

God impregnated Mary with Jesus without her knowing it. Isn't that rape?

 

I think if God was real he would have a big beard like Santa!

 

whoa, that's a heavy question! I would think it would fall into the lines of rape somewhere... it's got to be some sort of violation.

 

And underage sex, i would have thrown the book at him.

 

if he has a physical self where did he stand before he made everything?
I wonder if his wife shves her bikini lines

 

--------> <------------ do you see that space ?. I don't think he was there... more likely here ------------> . i have exagerated the size of the dot by 30000000 triillion times (by the way).

 

And why did god say that Jesus died for our sins? He knew he could just resurrect him afterwards and he did.

 

I am meeting him in the pub at about 9pm , i will ask him.. I like going to the pub with him, a very cheap night (i only need to buy water).

 

Lol.

Heres another.. It says in the bible that Jesus's 'black' feet walked through the white sand. Sounds to me like he was either heavly tanned or a brother. Why the fuck do I see pictures of jesus similar to this in churchs?

 

I think by post 666 we will have all the answers to all these kind of questions. That or we will be heading for hell.

 

Your smart Matthew :H

Heres another one. There are 100's of religions that exist today and the only thing they have in common is.. the devil. The devil is a predator (horns, tail etc). Every organism is predatory be default. The earth was ruled by predators at the beggining. Science has shown that the earth was created by controlled chaos. Who is the master of chaos?

That one stumps bible bashers

 

I thought order was the master of chaos.... or is chaos the master of order.

*goes to ask Michael*

 

LOL,

That was just a line I used on a bible basher that tried to 'convert' me on the high street. He stfu real quick. He was shouting down my hear with a fucking mega phone on Oxford St while I was waiting for my girlfriend

 

So you don't wish jesus to enter your life. I can joke about this to 'none believers' but seriously jesus bought a lot into my life.