The dumb bitch called the cops on me today because my dogs were "roaming the neighborhood". I let the dogs out back to play, the backyard is fenced in, but I fogot to shut the gate from some things I carried back there earlier. Really, yes, it is my fault, but get this. I went out to check on them, when I noticed the gate was open, she was sitting in front of my house, in her car, making the call right there. Neither of my dogs had even left the yard. My black one ,Bongo, jumped into my car through an open window and was sitting there, obviously waiting to go somewhere. Satin (Sa-teen, not Satan, the vet called here that once), Was on the front step, just sitting there watching the world and minding her own business. The bitch knows whos dogs they are, she's met them and know that they are friendly, she just doesn't like me and is taking it out on the dogs. What a bitch. Makes me want to do something mean.
hahah its not my fault, its not my fault. he bit me twice on my vagina and it causes me great pain. and he bit my labrador on his penis.
Damn HippyLandscaper I feel for you. That womens got problems I would believe. I would imagine the cops thought it was a joke too. And a waste of their time. She's lucky she didn't get told off by the cops. Although it might have been good if the cops had told her off for wasting their time on such a ridiculous call. Would have taught her a lesson. Would make me mad too ! Warlock
That sucks HippyLandscaper. Imagine walking up to her awhile she's making that call. Grabbing her by the back of the head and breaking her face on the dash board.
