You Fucking Dicks

Yes, you. You know who you are. You cocksuckers who fucking tailgate me on the highway, when I'm stuck behind someone too and can't go any faster. What the fuck are you trying to accomplish here? How many of you are guilty of this? I bet a lot of you do it thinking it's actually going to get you somewhere. Well, it doesn't. Driving around and being a prick on the road accomplishes nothing most of the time, and it's dangerous.

So this dickhead is doing this to me about a half hour ago, so first I very politely tap the brake to try and signal to him "hey, fuck off, I can't go any faster." But apparently, that doesn't matter. He's got somewhere important to be. Hey fucko, I'm late for work, you don't see me tailgating the guy in front of me who's also stuck behind someone. Eventually I move into the right lane and as they pass, I flash them the well deserved finger. Which they return as if I'm the dick. Then afetr they pass, I give them a quick taste of their own medicine, which they didn't like very much. YEAH, IT FUCKING SUCKS WHEN SOMEONE'S TAILGATING YOU, DOESN'T IT DICKHEAD. Only briefly though. Tailgating is dangerous, and no moron driver if worth your life.

So who does this? Why do you think it's productive? I know someone here does it, cause there's too much of this going on for all of you to be innocent. It happens to me on a daily basis almost.

 

i only ride up someones ass if they're going 40k in a 70k zone or something coz that's just bad driving.

 

oh i fucking hate them. there fucking idiots. and there the worst on the highway during rush hour. you're not going anywhere, so why put other people in danger cuz your stupid...

http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=100681

thats my thread about experiencing some fuck tailgating me the other day. my sister said the dude was circling around her work the other day.

 

I hate that. My thought is 'if you're in that much of a hurry you should have left sooner'.

 

Stop driving. Nothing worse to a non driver than listening to driver who isn't getting his/her way. Clue? Us walkers don't care. Your little problem shows how spoiled you really are.

 

i drive 65 or 70 mph wherever i go but i dont tailgate

 

I don't tailgate people, and I have a tendecy to lock my brakes up on people who tailgate me. I have to really control myself when people are tailgating me and my wife is in the car, but when I am by myself I will drop my speed by a good 20 to 30 MPH in a matter of seconds. That usually either gets them to back off or really pisses them off. Sometimes they will retaliate and pass you and try to do the same thing, but like I said, I don't tailgate, and can drive just as slow as they do, they usually get bored and go away after a while. Be careful though, sometimes they will try to get you to stop so they can prove their manlyness. You could do like one of my friends does, carry your poolstick around in a shotgun case. Someone was going to jump him once, and he started to unzip the case to get his pool que out, and the people in the other car freaked out and took off, funny shit. Really though, a light tap on your breaks will usually get them to back off.

 

I'm gonna keep doing it.

 

How odd that you would respond then. And I'm so sorry that I don't like people jeorpardizing my safety for nothing. You're right, I'm just spoiled then, you know cause righteous people like you are too good for cars, or safety, or bitching....

 

I always tailgate, and I will continue to. I guess you could say it's a nervous habit/addiction that I can't kick.

 

I tend to slow down too when someone tailgates me. People where I live are rude when it comes to driving. Car horns being blown when someone is exasperated with another driver (instead of being used only when the driver is in danger), tailgating, cutting in front of you, etc. I go 65-70 mph. on the highway, and I stay in the right lane because I'm usually slower than everyone else. Anyone who wants to go faster can just pass me, that is their right. Tailgating is not an option.

 

Was in the fast lane today passing a truck, some fucker behind the truck comes out of nowhere and squeezes in the 7 feet available right in front of me going probably 90.


17 minutes later I see him getting a ticket.


15 hours driving in the last two days and both total assholes I saw had white cars. One had glasses....also saw license plate "Klan 1"

 

fuck yea, I'm one of the most judgemental/knee jerk peopleout there

I got to call some guy who ran into my wife at the airport idiot too

 

2 years ago, I never talk about her on here because I hate typing "my wife"

 

l'm not guilty of Tailgating as l never do it.. Don't want stone chips on my loved Merc..

 

my vife went to spain for 6 weeks, now I am valone w/ drinking

 

My feeling is fuck anyone who endangers me on the highway

I'm too drunk to react

seriously though, all the asshole drivers are middle aged men with white cars

 

that is tempting,I love these ohio hookers

 

ahh motherland!!

 

hahaha..you sound like this guy my friend was tailgating..he didnt do it intentionally but then when we saw how pissed off the guy was it only made us crack up. ahahahhaa...good times.