The OFFICIAL "4th of July is Stupid" Thread

My wife and son are trying to sleep.

Goddammitalltohellmotherfuckers.
Inebriated, ignorant, belligerent, always distracted and easily amused.

Nationalism always has a sour and vengeful note to it.
As if we somehow could really prove our worth,
if we only made enough noise.

4th of July is the best time to go out and commit crimes.
What is the difference between assault weapons and fireworks?
How easily blurred is the line between violent crime and patriotism!

I close my eyes right now and imagine myself in downtown Fallujah.
.........I'm There.........

 

Ummm yeah.. My car got broken into last 4th of july, probably cause I was quite drunk and passed out and there was too much noise for me to notice the window breaking.. Twice.. Dumb bastards. :$ But blowing shit up is still fun.

 

Carnage ownzs. Stuff is made to be broken

 

I agree that this is not a good holiday, but since it's here I just want to wish you all a very happy lagalized litter day. I only I could get the morons around here to clean up their fucking messes.

 

And the 5th.

 

fucking day is driving me crazy.

 

my 4th is in august and it involves a handle of vodka, 3 tins of gunpower, and some stuffed animals.

 

woo!!! go 4th!!!! nothin like blowin a bunch of shit up and no one havin a problem with it.... launchin big ol mortar fireworks and m-80s nothin like explosions!!! i feel sorry for all of you who dont see the excitement in the 4th of july... yea its our day of freedom... but thats the lesser point of why i like the fourth... makes me feel like a kid again to see all them colors lighting up the sky... and as for the tree huggers and they're happy litter day... yea.. paper is biodegradable... and it'll be gone in no time... and well im a resposible fire starter and make sure i pick up all my trash when im done

 

i simply cant sleep because the fireworks are still going off im exhausted i despretley want to curl up under the covers and sleep): ive just deteached myself from the more complex issues.

 

Damn! Once a year and all y'all can do is bitch and whine!

 

i hear ya olhippie... think we need to call 911... these people need the WHAAAAAABULANCE

 

Yea really Ol' Hip, I agree, can't there be any type of celbration without people crying because they can't sleep!

but

quote: yea its our day of freedom

I walk down the block and get a clear view of the fireworks with my brother, and a cop slows down to make sure we weren't drinking I guess....nothing happened just stark irony

 

hah...but seriously i have clean sheets and a dog waiting for me and i just got over strep): my whining is valid

 

blow shit up, hmmm...yes....

loud noises are good

 

The only reason that I choose this occasion to bitch and whine is because:

My newborn son and his exhausted mother NEED THEIR SLEEP!!!!!

Otherwise, I'd probably be out there setting things on fire, too.

But family comes first.
It's hard to appreciate freedom or even pyromania when you are chronically sleep-deprived.

 

my sister and brother in law are going through the smae thing, but the baby wakes up and cries either way


we've got to at least have one or two traditons to make us feel like we have a culture

 

quote: Fuck America Land Of The Free My Ass. I Hope We Get Bombed By The People We Bombed And Kiled The Over 10,000 People With Opur Stupid Petty War I Hope They Target This Stupid Forum


But then we would be dead, I figured you/michael could grasp that

 

oi

 

I have nothing against TRUE patriotism. But the large majority of people who espouse this so-called "patriotic" ideology, believe that the US is above all else, failing to realize they're just dupes in a massive game that has ensnared the minds of billions. The people who ultimately control this nation do not care about "America" nor its ignorant, dumbed-down masses. That's why they're doing everything they can to destroy us from within.

Most people cannot even state the first five Amendments -- yet they have the audacity to label me a "conspiracy theorist" -- let alone locate Iraq on a map. This country is entering dark times, and we haven't yet seen the brunt of it. In the end, it will be people's ignorance that kills this already badly wounded nation.

Wake up now or suffer the consequences.

 

oy is just yo spelled backwards