The Black Mamba

can kill 10 humans with one bite

 

the brown snake is deadlier

and ive seen 2 up close and personal out in the wild

 

oohh your special dont mind me... im baked

 

im piss drumk lol

 

yesh i am special ed

 

Damn it

 

I've always wanted one of these personally.



The gaboon viper. There is no anti-venom for these bitches. I know someone who has one for a pet. He's a snake freak, like me, but he can keep them where he lives, and I can't.

 

the brown snake?

arent animals supposed to have bright colors when they are poisonous?

 

not all of them

 

how? they'd have to bite each person, so they can kill ten people with ten bites

 

Haha Blackie me too. Man I love you.

 

yes if the 10 people happen to be extremely skinny and standing very close

or if the snake has an exceptionally wide jaw


anyways, i love snakes so much....

 

ARR beat me to it...

 

that i did :H

 

i think you'll find i beat you both to it:H

 

hahahha

 

There is a lot of wit in this thread. now ima come in a nd ruin it