My Stepfather, a buisnessman, Republican and Capitalist proclaimed to me today : "I would rather vote for Bush's dog than for Kerry". Chrissy, a fellow poster, who you know by "Antithesis" proclaimed to me today "I'd rather vote for Bush's dog that Bush". So I came to the logical conclusion. Bush's dog will be the best choice for president. Dogs have been descriminated abnormaly throughoutthe existance of dog-kind. Humans proclaim that dogs cannot speak,yet, truly, they were just never given the opportunity to speak in the first place! With our nation's effort to establish a minimal discriminatory level, I must enforce the fact that dogs are extremely discriminated now-a-days. Dogs are used as recriational puppets, they are mistreated, and used as slaves. Slaves! What is our country comming to? Dogs get no benefits from thier situation other than the resourves necesary for thier survival, just for the amusement of humans. They are auctioned like slaves, sold in shops, treated like property. Dogs are forced to obey, to be a part of the system. They have to learn to play idiotic games, and to idiolize the human... inorder togain favour and political advantage over other dogs by having an increased amount of rubber toy and food supplies. Bush's dog, a born hunter, will be a great leader and voice. He will surely get votes. So I now say... BUSH'S DOG FOR PRESIDENT '04!
T'would also give new meaning to the political "gravy train" But the question must be asked... Could he be impeached for licking his own balls in the oval office?
Wow, I never even thought of that! Definitely all the more reason for the dog to be president... And just think of how much support the President would have if it was a dog. Dogs are highly popular, and his is pretty cute.
No... lmao, I don't think so. BUT... he or she has to be 35 years of age... doesn't say dog or human years, though... and I assume Barney is US born... so
