Bush's Dog For President!

Discussion in 'Politics' started by BraveSirRubin, Jun 24, 2004.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    My Stepfather, a buisnessman, Republican and Capitalist proclaimed to me today : "I would rather vote for Bush's dog than for Kerry".

    Chrissy, a fellow poster, who you know by "Antithesis" proclaimed to me today "I'd rather vote for Bush's dog that Bush".

    So I came to the logical conclusion. Bush's dog will be the best choice for president.

    Dogs have been descriminated abnormaly throughoutthe existance of dog-kind.
    Humans proclaim that dogs cannot speak,yet, truly, they were just never given the opportunity to speak in the first place!

    With our nation's effort to establish a minimal discriminatory level, I must enforce the fact that dogs are extremely discriminated now-a-days. Dogs are used as recriational puppets, they are mistreated, and used as slaves. Slaves! What is our country comming to? Dogs get no benefits from thier situation other than the resourves necesary for thier survival, just for the amusement of humans. They are auctioned like slaves, sold in shops, treated like property.

    Dogs are forced to obey, to be a part of the system. They have to learn to play idiotic games, and to idiolize the human... inorder togain favour and political advantage over other dogs by having an increased amount of rubber toy and food supplies.

    Bush's dog, a born hunter, will be a great leader and voice. He will surely get votes.

    So I now say...

    BUSH'S DOG FOR PRESIDENT '04!
     
  2. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

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    :) I would love a world ruled by a dog :)
     
  3. LickHERish

    LickHERish Senior Member

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    Maybe he'd have just the nose to find those elusive WMD's ;)
     
  4. LuciferSam

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    Whoa, think of the sudden power that would fall into the hands of the "Milkbone" corporation!:)
     
  5. LickHERish

    LickHERish Senior Member

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    T'would also give new meaning to the political "gravy train" ;)

    But the question must be asked...

    Could he be impeached for licking his own balls in the oval office?
     
  6. Meeshka Chaukinov

    Meeshka Chaukinov Senior Member

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    think of all the tabloids that would go out if one tiny little flea found it's way onto him.
     
  7. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Wow, I never even thought of that! Definitely all the more reason for the dog to be president...

    And just think of how much support the President would have if it was a dog. Dogs are highly popular, and his is pretty cute.
     
  8. danip

    danip Banned

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    About the only person I would vote for after Kerry is Michael Moore.
     
  9. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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  10. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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  11. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    lol, that's great Matt. Damn, that first picture might give me nightmares...
     
  12. DarkLunacy

    DarkLunacy Senior Member

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    I demand Son of Pegasus! After all we've seen how good peoples son's do in office ;)
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

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    I still oh so support this.
     
  14. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    hah, and his horse could be senator too.
     
  15. TheMadcapSyd

    TheMadcapSyd Titanic's captain, yo!

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    Is there anything that says the president needs to be human?
     
  16. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    No... lmao, I don't think so. BUT... he or she has to be 35 years of age... doesn't say dog or human years, though... :D and I assume Barney is US born... so :D
     
  17. FreakyJoeMan

    FreakyJoeMan 100% Batshit Insane

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    An opposition cantidate has already been decided:

    Vote Sharky! For a Stronger, Free-er, America!

    [​IMG]
     
  18. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    it would be pretty humiliating to lose a presidential election to a dog...
     
  19. HappyHaHaGirl

    HappyHaHaGirl *HipForums Princess*

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    Poor Al Gore... :(
     
  20. Burbot

    Burbot Dig my burdei

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    LMAO :D
     

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