"Shithead" Arrested On Shoplifting Charges!

I don't know if any of you recognize the name but "Shithead" (an occasional poster on this site) was arrested yesterday on suspicion of shoplifting charges at Wal-Mart in Toledo, Ohio.

Bail was set at $5000.00 this morning at his first hearing.

He's taken it sort of hard and has become somewhat depressed over the ordeal although his father is elated at having him out of the basement for a few days.

So anyway I thought perhaps you guys may want to send along a few words of support for the poor bastard to read after his release.

 

I hope it teaches him not to steal from shops. If not, I hope next time the shopkeeper doesn't bother with the police.

 

He wanted the new DVD set of the Flintstones and couldn't afford the asking price so he foolishly attempted to walk out the door with it and was caught by a fat girl who notified authorities when the security buzzer went off.

It's actually pretty sad really as he has been an avid Flintstones fan for the past several years.

 

LOL! What a retard.

 

hehe

 

is he gonna get sent to jail do people think, cause if he is we could get his address for the jail and write to him and and things now that would be cool, or we could just write to people in jail anyway and confuse them lol, but they wont be able to write back

 

why in the hell would you want to write anyone in jail, so they can have your address and come and kill you or steal your shit...
didnt the ending of G.I Joe cartoons teach you anything...

 

never seen it, well we dont have to give them any addresses or anything, like only the people that are in for petty crimes like stealing a dvd etc. i think it would be cool, i like writing to people, as long as u aint stupid and give ur address out

 

before your time...
anyways..why whould you write someone in jail...i love it when people act as though they are some saviour for writing to people in jail.. there is a reason why people are in jail....cause they are dumb and dont deserve letters..

Dear Guy who stole dvd,
how r u today? I am good. How is jail treating you? Good I hope. What do you eat in jail? I ate fishsticks on Wednesday. Do you guys have bunk beds? Whats it like in the big house? Do you get lonely. Well, here I am a naive girl who write prisoners.. im sure you can find out who i am and where I live.. I feel bad that you are in jail even though you stole shit, and though if it was me that you stole from, Id throw your ass in jail, but it wasnt me that you stole from so Im going to write you cause you are people too..
Okay, next time ill spray some of my perfume on the letter..thanks
Sincerely,
idiot who writes prisoners

 

what an idiot. if you steal and get caught, thats your problem

 

Sorry, I don't know this person, but he does sound mentally deficient. Why couldn't it be you CM?