i think my college bus has lots of invisible donkeys in the floor who make it move that weird honking noise u thought was the brakes is really the donkeys
Contrary to popular belief, 2 + 2 actually = 5,6,7,8, etc. This is becuase if you look at a line there are an infinite number of points inbetween those two points that are added up.....or at least, i think thats it.
Yahoo Mountain Dew was more syrupy than today's Mountain Dew and featured a redneck on the label. Then Pepsi got ahold of it.
i was sitting in a train station one day and i couldnt stop coughing, an old man came up and said "would you like a tune?", i said "yes please" AND HE TOOK OUT HARMONICA AND PLAYED ME A TUNE!!
hehe....speaking of old men...I have a story. I was sitting in the hospital waiting room one day when this old guy, about 70 or 80 maybe, was sitting across from me and he kept on staring at me. I smiled at him and then he said to me "you like to smoke the marijuana?" I was a little caught off guard, I hesitated to say anything and then he motioned to his lips like he was tokin' a joint and said "hell yeah, I have been smokin' that shit for 50 years! It is the greatest!" Then I proceeded to have a long conversation with this 80 year old man, as he is clinging to his walker, listening to all his pot stories. It was funny....little old men are so cute
haha....no. He was fat with a bald round head!......and bright red suspenders! I will never forget that guy.
