Now that I've stopped smoking...

Well I just got back from the shops. I strapped him under the elastic on my shorts and my helmet touched my belly button. I put a sweat shirt over that and I was good to go. Now as I walked down my high street, I glanced at my reflection in a shop window and noticed my ball bags slapping against my shorts! It was obvious that I had a beefy stiffy

 

I think i am going to go look at some midget sex pic's now.. I don't like the pictures that are currently in my head .

 

And midgets would be so much better?

 

I've just been asked to light the fucking BBQ

 

Thank you for that.

 

It's k... I didn't think any guys would read/reply after reading the first post For the record I'm feeling better. The beast is currently sleeping in my pants.

 

I think you may have missed this thread, don't make rash judgements.

be very very careful, i think you may encounter a new level of pain if you were to have a accident

 

Bang goes my boner marathon My mum suprised me with half a crate of cold beer and a 20 pack of cigarettes.... she must want me to die.

 

How else is she going to get you out of the house ?.

 

Hmmmm true say. Are you still watching midget porn? Wtf would you do if you accidently 'knocked one up'? Would be a real man and accept it? Go shopping with her in Safeways and stuff?

 

Yeah... our Matty likes to play with midgets

 

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No only a hour or so for me each day.. I don't want to get to knackered wrists . I use computers all day. Oh yeah i don't mind getting dirty looks off strangers.. i already get them because of my funny walk.

 

Hmm Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere.
First thing I thought of.

 

What does that mean?

 

i think you should post a pic

i need proof.

 

Of my cock?

 

what do you think

 

British comedy. This is the best pic I could find to demonstrate.

 

Well I can see some wee midgets in the picture.. do they rock your boat Matty?