I can just see someone getting bit by a mosquito in a spot so when they put pants on again, it itches like crazy with every step. Then you have to walk around scratching all day, not attractive for anyone in the least. It's funny to think about but would suck to experience. I got bit on the top of my foot yesterday, now when I have to wear shoes to work I'll be in more misery than usual.
If I had a backyard like that Blackie, I don't think I'd ever wear clothes in the backyard. Of course, I'm in California - I think I'd also rent it out to porn companies and let them film movies in my back yard. Then we'd have a naked wrap party and have fun.