i am klurdoff and i live in lizradia

Man im so fucking baked.

i just spent like an hour telling people on msn that my name was really Klurdoff, and i came from a land named Lizradia. In Lizradia, there we are all what u call the female of the species but we are assigned no gender at the squelch station. We produce offspring with apple trees.
In lizradia, marijuana growns beneath our feet. there are rivers of resin and the air u breath is filled with a clear substance, which when breathed by humans, gives u a buzz 1000 times more enjoyable to what u call stoned.

i need to get a fucking life

 

Hi Klurdoff, I'm NaykidApe--reigning soveriegn of the tiny island kingdom of Bonglodia.
you're in the right place.

 

Thats the shit man,

I am an interdimensional being from an alternate earth where flying cars was invented in the 1920s because of a small anti gravity machine discovered in an egyptian cave.

Now we have floating buildings, farms, and forests.

Floating fields of reefer where you put your anti gravity sandals float up and get a toke.

 

Cool! Does your demension have a student exchange program?

 

haha, lizardia sounds awesome

 

Hi, I'm Spaz, and I'm not high enough to come up with an alternate dimension/place for me to reside in...

 

I am King Reverend Doktar Demento, ruler of the Genitalians, and invisible purple muppet! My one room nation of peace is a sandwhich box, beyond time and space much as the TARDIS of Dr. Who is.