The plight of the Dung Beetle

Please listen up folks, the Dung Beetle really needs your help if it's going to survive. You haven't been eating at McDonalds lately so that means no sewage backups and no Dung Beetle food. You've just got to be more considerate. Stop sweeping the poop after your dog. Stop eating vegetarian and taking laxatives. (Just eat that broccoli and pass a big hard brown submarine like you use to do.) Stop limiting you spicy food intake. (After all, that's what makes you go regularly. I know that you need incentives sometimes so that you can go. Well, put lots of those blue/green things in the toilet. Try bringing the camera in the bathroom and rewarding yourself with by taking a picture. Do it for your country and do it for that poor Dung Beetle. Remember, it's important to cut that fiber lump for your Dung Beetle friends.

 

You aren't right at all, poor Dung Beetle.

 

The Dung beetle is still here. He needs you and you are being selfish. I bet the next time you take a dunk and there is no Dung Beetle you'll be very sorry!

 

Wtf?

 

Do you think it's easy carrying that clump behind him all day? We need your help.

 

Fuck the dung beetle, I like to flush mine down the toliet

 

That's a job that you are elminating with your modern day equipment. lol

 

if i am not mistaken, the dung beetle is far from being extinct. theres shitloads of them. (pun intended)

 

Bellfire's still posting bullshit? Nice to see know some things never change.

 

Awwww, a fan. I just post at your level my boy lol.

 

You don't remember me?

 

Wait a minute. You are my personal hounder. You are cirrosis the guy that gives me unlimted grief. How could I forget my favorite pest. ((((((HUGS))))))

 

Don't worry about the dung beetle, with Bush in office there's no shortage of bullshit.