For females: what would be your reaction?

The question below is a question concerning a sex practice for which I am seeking information from women. You should be aware that it is sexual in nature and so if you don't want to read it then please exit this thread.

































You have a boyfriend whoom you have taken a real liking to. You and him seem to get along really well. One day you happen to be out in nature taking a walk together and you notice that your boyfriend seems to be deep in thought. As your walking along there seems to be no else around. Your boyfriend then asks (lets assume your name is Kate) "Kate there is something I've been meaning to tell you - something that you should know about me, is it alright if we sit here and I could talk to you about it?" Lets assume that you agree and you both sit down. Then your boyfriend, in a very sensitive and mature way explains to you that he has a sexual desire to smell your farts, for you to urinate on him and for him also to be pooped on by you. He then tells you that he cares about you and that he will still remain faithfull to you if you say no to all three of his requests (smelling your farts, being peed on and being pooped on)

What would be your reaction?

Also, considering each of the following requests seperately

1. Letting him smell your farts
2. Peeing on him

3. Pooping on him


Would you do it for him? Even consider doing it for him?

If you wouldn't even consider doing any of the above for him, would you still go out with him or would you dump him for even wanting you to do those things to him?

 

So... the question is: dump on him, or dump him?

 

In relationships, it's important for both partners to be sexually satisfied. Therefore, if one is into scat play and the other isn't, I'd say the relationship is probably doomed. That's not to say it's definitely over, but when your desires are totally out of sync then things are more likely to end.

Personally, I'd dump him, but that's just because it's not my thing.

 

Hehe, not to sound crude, but I always wondered how people with extreme-fetishes found others like them. I mean, stuff like having a foot fetish or something mundane like that isn't bad, but stuff like fecal play and scat? How do you go about finding others into playing with their own poop? I guess with the internet and stuff it's probably not that hard, but could you imagine if your boy/girlfriend was like:

"So.. I have something I want to tell you. I'd really like it if you squated on my chest and pissed on me."

or

"If you really loved me, you'd shit on my face!"

::blink blink::

No offense or anything! It's not my thing, that's for sure, but I certainly don't see a problem if two (consenting) adults are into it.

whatever floats your goat,
Ganja_Goo

 

Exactly my thoughts! If I were in a relationship with another sub who couldn't play switch, I know it wouldn't work out because our desires don't match up. I'm definitely not interested in scat play, it's a huge turnoff for me, so I would probably break up with the guy so he could find someone who would at least be willing to give it a shot.

 

those three questions I have never understood.

so here are my answers:

1.only if i accidentally let one loose on the couch

2.the thought really "pisses me off"

3.EWWW!

So ya the relationship would have to end...I dont want my toilet to have to endure that kind of competition...and the guy really deserves the ability to try and find toilet wannabes elsewhere.

 

I totally agree!!!

 

If someone's really into it, I would think they would be likely to go on the internet and find others like them. When you have extreme fetishes like that, it seems more common to look for someone that's into your particular fetish then to find someone and try to "convert" them.

~Bella (has an avid interest in fetishes, just not this one! )

 

My honest reaction to that would be me laughing me ass off and then asking if he was serious...
I would tell him thats a negatory and probably wouldnt be able to look at him with a straight face ever.. Though this is merely just my opinion and the relationship would probably end cause I would have a hard time looking at him. without either cracking a joke or just laughing period..
and please no one tell me i am mean or "they cant help it if they like that" cause i am stating my honest opinion and i am not into bodily function play and the thought merely turns my stomach...

 

i would have probably laughed if i herd him say that... then once i figured out he was serious i would laugh more... hahaha

then i would say no thanks. thats not for me dude... but thats just my personaly opinion.... do what you want... do you want to pee/poo, or fart on him?? then go for it... i just wouldent want to do the cleanup.. ha

 

Internet, my friend. In places much like this. Those practices are not to my liking, either, but I would encourage fantasy-boyfriend to talk about other desires with me so we could find something we both could do and is acceptable.

 

In regards to your question below,
I am not sure if you have ever worked in a daycare, but if you have, or if u ever do you will learn how many diseases and sicknesses that can spread from any liquid from another persons body. How long have you known this guy. Do you know if he has been tested for STD's for hepatitis, for all of these things. Personally I would not let anyone do this, but if this is something you are considering, maybe you should think about the things that I mentioned above. If you do not know that he has been tested, ask him to be and if he says no, watch out, this is a sure sign to beware of. And remember our body secrets these things for a reason, so it would not be wise to put them back in or on.

Hope it helps,
Noor

 

I think you should tell him to go on and 'git!

 

1. sure if that floats your boat
2. same as 1
3. ok now that is just unsanitary, there is a ton of bacteria in crap and that one would revolt me.

the first 2 are strange but harmless, as long as he isn't asking if he can do it to you, then I don't see a reason not to try it. I think at some point we all do things for our lovers that don't particularly do it for us. I guess the question is do you find it absolutely revolting, or just really odd?

 

Likes to smell farts, eh? ...A few deviled eggs and a 6er -o- Guinness... I'd break him of that little fetish!

 

Errrr....that would be a very awkward situation. I'm sorry,but I don't think I would ever look at him the same. I respect everyone's differences and I would feel bad about it,but I would break up with him.

 

Haha

 

I just have to say: LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

LOL!

That may damn near kill the boy.

 

I thought about it.

If a girl asked me, I'd probably


1. Letting him smell your farts
Depends

2. Peeing, yes

3. Pooping, depends, if its mushy, then no, and no if she wants it in the mouth, but if it was like on the chest, then yes.

Also, is this a fetish for the poop, do you like the poop? or do you just like seeing it come out? Cause you could get a pickle and put it up then send it out many times over with some good lube.

Also, the women answering the question should maybe assume that they've been in relationsihp with the guy for like 5 years and they are engaged, and he is willing to go without his fetish being fulfilled if they say no.