Drug Test, Car Accident

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by jimi420, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. jimi420

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    alright on the 4th i got in a really bad car accident with some of my friends. its a really long story, if you live in MN you can read about it in the papers or you might have seen it on the news. but long story short im proabably going to have to get drug tested, and i will fail miserably i know that but i was thinking about borrowing a friends piss. Do they make you disrobe or whatever. What should i do??
     
  2. Spastic_Monkey

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    THey check the tempature of the piss when they test you, so using a friends really wouldn't work too well. All I can say is drink a shitload of water and cranberry juice, not sure if it'll help too much though, it all depends on when you're getting tested. I really dn't know much about passing tests since I haven't ahd to get one yet, but I'm sure there's some other people on here that can help you out some.
     
  3. DejaVoo

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    aw man..well at least u were in newspapers and stuff! radical!!! but sorry bout that :(

    so why r they gona test u? i mean, is that really fucking nessary??? i wud never want 2 get tested! i mean theres no real reason for any1 2 do that in my opinon..so hopefuly u can jus say no 2 it.
     
  4. soaringeagle

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    2 suggestions
    say yea sure i smoke pot but wasnt under the infuance & fight it in court..pot stays in your system a long timewithout affecting you every singe accident statistic they attrivbute to pot is bassed on thst.
    but if your nit willing to risk youyrself to fight for a precident which i understand.. tape a balloon of your freinds pee to the inside of youyr thigh which will solve the temp prob..but if u hsave time flush youyrself dring water & vinnigar (stop the vinnigar a cule days b4) & munch garklic like crazy
    a whole bottle of vinnigar sure makes he tummy funny tho ;)
     
  5. Beleg

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    I would say fight it man. Weed can stay in your system for up to a month, even if they test you, it wouldn't mean shit.

    When was the last time you smoked?
     
  6. jimi420

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    i smoked last night and was high as hell
     
  7. KyleRipman

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    Well, it'd be a good idea to not smoke between now and the testing date.
     
  8. Jack_Straw2208

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    drink a whole lot of water, and dont smoke no matter what.

    water, b vitamins, cranberry juice, coffee, and ciggarettes (unless you dont smoke), and as much of those as you can, just dont excess 1.5 gallons of water a day, you could get sick. eat lots of sugary, fatty foods to replace the fat that's getting flushed out of your system.
     
  9. Tainted

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    It does not matter how much you piss whatsoever up until the day of your test. The only way to get pot outta your system quicker is to exercise alot.

    The day of your test, you need to piss as many times as you possibly can before you take the test. Drink a bunch of water before you goto sleep, wake up and piss. When you wake up in the morning you have the highest amount of THC in your piss. Cranberry juice will help because its a diuretic. Make sure you take between 50 and 100 milligrams of Vitamin B (B2 or B12 are the best)



    And DejaVoo, Weed may not have caused the accident, but they are going to be doing a broad test to see what substances he was on. If the accident was caused by him irresponsibly drinking and driving or using another substance that is dangerous to drive on, he is putting more than just his life in danger. Thats a good reason there.
    Of course, they shouldn't do anything if he shows a positive for weed.

    Let us know how things go for you man.


    i have a pretty large guide to drug testing myths, and its a bit long to post in this thread but you guys are tellin him a few myths there...

    Vinegar: There is a myth that drinking vinegar will mask drugs; it won't. However, vinegar lowers the pH of urine. Amphetamines are excreted up to 3 times as fast when urine is acidified. So vinegar could reduce the detection time period for amphetamines. The effects on detection time are generally insignificant, and it in my opinion it really wouldn't be worth it to drink vinegar. If you do decide to drink vinegar, I hear it's easiest to get a shot glass and do it in shots. It will cause diarrhea.
     
  10. BraveSirRubin

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    I hope you go to prison for being such an idiot personally.
     
  11. jimi420

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    BraveSirRubin...FUCK YOU. you dont know what happened that night so shut the fuck up you idiot. I wasnt driving and the person who was driving wasnt on anything!! seriously fuck you that shit hurts two of my friends are in a coma.
     
  12. Tainted

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    you have NOTHING to worry about. It's not illegal to have drugs in your system. Unless they can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the driver was intoxicated at the time of the accident, he's fine.
     
  13. KyleRipman

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    So you're going to be tested even though you weren't driving?
     
  14. ihavenoideawhatsgoin

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    That is really an asshole thing to say. Anyone that smokes weed could get in a car crash and tested and whatever the fuck happens. And the guy's been through enough and doesn't need you to be a dick about it.
     
  15. DejaVoo

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    i know gawd...cant we all just get a-bong??

    seriusly...mean people suck :)
     
  16. cookiecache

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    I have taken many drug tests for work. The most common test is given by just having you go in a bathroom and fill a sample bottle. The toilet will have dye in the water, and you may be asked to wash your hands and clean under your nails.

    Sometimes, for "medical reasons", a phyiscal exam is done before the drug test. The exam is done, then you are asked to step into a bathroom to give a sample. You don't get to even touch your clothes or other possession's until after the test.

    If you are being tested for the police, this is not the time to mess around with "home made pass-test". Buy a name brand drink or something like "Urinluck". Even if you have to borrow the money to get it! (I know I'm going to be tested before I go to a work site, so I can just let the 'ol system clear out)
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Someone has to give this kid a realistic perspective. Wear your bloody seatbelt and don't do drugs.
     
  18. PeachyKeen420

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    Were you at fault for the accident?? That happened to me except they did test me and I didn't pass, b/c I didn't know they were testing me. It's not the end of days... the world keeps turning and the sun still rises in the east. Just appreciate the fact that you are alive and so are your friends. You are one of the lucky ones.
     
  19. PeachyKeen420

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    Do you do drugs Sir Rubin???
    Obviously you don't know a thing about them. If you did, you would know that he can't get in trouble for having THC in his system-only the driver can and that obviously has little to do with what happened.

    You don't treat people that way. You don't say crude things to people who are reaching out for help and support. I am not a firestarter, but you are the biggest fuckhead that ever walked God's green earth. Someone must have really fucked with your head and abused you to make you act like such an insensitive asshole.
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    If one does drugs, one must do them responsably. This is not a matter of being sensitive or not. If he is in any way responsible for the accident, then he should face the consequences. If he isn't, then they probebly won't even check him for drugs, they have no juristiction.

    How can you possibly call me a fuckhead? Maybe i'm just the only responsible person here, that actually encourages a 16 year old to take his life in control and use drugs responsibaly instead of cheating on drug tests. What kind of example are you setting?
     

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