smelly, bad tasting, vaginas.

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by UnspokenThings, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. shadowd_dreamr

    shadowd_dreamr Senior Member

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    first of all.. dueshing wont get rid of the smell he is talking about.. considering it is the actual vagina (outer labia etc..) that smells, not the inside of the vagina hole (where you are supposed to sprey the dueche).

    secondly, all girls smell differently.. she may just have a smell that you wouldent prefur, i am sure it smells great to another guy.. she might have also had an infection, or not have showered that day... I know if I dont shower one day it smells worse down there....

    Just my two cents..
     
  2. wild_about_hippies

    wild_about_hippies Member

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    yeah i agree .... she could have a STD of some sort... so dude i'd stay away from her until you kno for sure if it was lack of hygiene or sometime worse...
     
  3. lace_and_feet

    lace_and_feet Super Member

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    I have nothing to contribute to this thread except bragging because I not only have better breath than my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend, but I taste and smell better too. Ok I'm done, back to being an adult.
     
  4. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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    it would actually be nice of you to tell her afterwards she might not know that she smells and prolly doesn't know that she tastes bad and if you expect it to change (unless it was something she ate that day, or she was sick or didn't shower that day) you might wanna let her know so she can do something about it.
     
  5. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    the infection cold just be a yeast infection or else a number of other ones...smelly vaginas are normal then as your body is getting rid of unwanted stuff.
    by the way, just for the record, your cum is not on the tasty side of the menu. but we just deal with it and swollen to stroke your egos so if you care about her you can either communicate better or else you can deal with it...its in your hands to talk this out with her. i am sure she would just love the fact that you brought her vagina to a bunch of people to brag about the odor.


    and gary...funny you should say that...it was a bit off for me to post about huh? that would probably be because it is one of my number one things to talk about it real life and unfortunately, fortunately i come here to discuss things i do not get in every day conversation:) but oh talk about sex...i am wide open about that. too bad its been a while...
     
  6. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

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    Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?
     
  7. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    on the serious side, if food smells icky and gross, do you eat it to be polite?

    Well, if a vagina smells icky, should you likc it to be polite?

    I didnt think so.
    Your smeel is there fore a reason, to tell you when there is danger, dont ignore your senses boy, and make sure you dont have mouldy tongue disease
     
  8. lostblackdog

    lostblackdog Member

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    Man... I know exactly what you're talkin about yo... I had a girlfriend once (I was the first guy she ever dated, and she was a 16 year old model), and man... lemme tell ya... once we got to that point in our relationship... I went down on her, and before I had really even inhaled, I got this terrible sensation that I was going to gag for some reason. Everything tasted okay.. not great... but when I finally did breath in... I honestly gagged and nearly tossed a whole heap of cookies all over her and my bed!!!

    She didn't have an STD or anything, because I took her virginity not too far before that particular day :), but she had kinda been working out with her best friend, and I think that was what really put the nail in the coffin. That was the only smelly vagina that I honestly had to back away from. Instead of using tear gas... I think cops should bottle that chick's crotch sweat and toss that shit into rioting crowds... It'll put a stopper in even the most furious minds...
     
  9. Libertine

    Libertine Guru of Hedonopia

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    If I take care to smell good and be clean for my partner, I expect the same in return. It's just mutual respect, I think.
     
  10. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    its not a matter of an std...could be an infection guys...women cannot always help it...if it is that bad, i doubt its a matter of cleanliness

    and image what a gynecologist goes through, lol
     
  11. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    I was thinking yesterday "why would I ever want to be a gynecologist?".
     
  12. jo_k_er_man

    jo_k_er_man TBD

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    i was with a girl once... whos pussy tasted like pennies *yuck*... lets just say... i rarely ate her out unless it was right after a shower
     
  13. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

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    so you just told us you know what penis smells like = IDIOT . also if your not gay that means you judge the penis smell by your own = in this case you must not wash often since a clean penis really never develops a smell regardless if your cut or not. so you just double fuck your self in this post.
     
  14. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Most vaginas have a smell but if it's disgusting to the point that it turns your stomach then something needs to be done (unless the girl was working out and sweating like a pig).. A vagina should not smell 'nasty' so you can hardly breathe.. There are products that help to keep you clean and fresh (not only ones that go directly in the vagina).. Suggest taking a shower with her or let her know in a nice way so she can take care of it..
     
  15. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    the smell may've been caused by a yeast infection (a mild one can go undetected for a long time), and all those sprays and shit that's supposed to make your pussy smell better usually cause a yeast infection.
     
  16. Butters

    Butters Senior Member

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    I've heard so many guys say how smelly and nasty it is and everything. All I know is that it sure as hell wasn't smelly or nasty or anything. I think some girls just need to consider regular bathing. lol
     
  17. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    how many girls you been down on?
     
  18. Butters

    Butters Senior Member

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    One. So I suppose with that low number, I don't know how the majority is....I just personally think it all has to do with bathing and keeping clean.
     
  19. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    i dont know, having been down on two girls i can tell you they tasted very different so it may just be an individual thing...
     
  20. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

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    Nature had no intention of us sticking our nose down there. but for many millions of years it was that pussy Aroma that made them easy to find when they hid in the Bush or Jungle.
     

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