Will somebody please kill my dad for me

^ BWHAHAHA oh shit

 

man, that joke would be much funnier if you took out all the disclaimers...and put something in there that's actually witty.

 

So violent

 

that is fucked up

i say yes be thankful for the roof over your head but that you should also get a little bit of respect too if i where you i would hide my weed not even in my room but also somewhere i could get to it easy

 

talk to jointman, his dad does the same stuff, or just go cum on his floor, OORRR you can throw yourself down a set of stairs and say your dad beats you ( and if he does or someone elses does, i apologize if i offended you) and then call the cops and hell go to jail, that way hell be gone and you wont even have to kill him

 

this is a pretty fucked up situation, if u put a lock on ur door would he break it down cause he thinks somethings in there that he wants? if u put a lock on the pc would he be able to hack into it? or smash it, u said u cant talk to him, so thats screwed up. i surpose u could move out or go to social services or something they might be able to sort u out. its pretty fucked up that he 'gets off' in ur room, hit him with a car or a hammer


now that was a joke, please dont do that cause then i might feel bad, and i really dont want to do that. hey if he likes trying to find ur drugs, get some good stuff in and hide it, if he takes it and tripp not ur fault, he shouldnt have taken it lol

 

yeah, but if someone DOES do it, the gov't cant knock down my door and have 2 large black men penetrate every orface on my body.

 

..........."yeah, but if someone DOES do it, the gov't cant knock down my door and have 2 large black men penetrate every orface on my body"........


hey skinny white dudes penetrate orfices too ya know . at least a black dude will tell you when hes gonna do it .


but to the situation at hand . peace attack..the best thing i think you could do is talkto your mother if possible . theres no reason why a grown ass man and father has to jerk off in his daughters room , and leaving jizz on the floor ? thats sick . he has a serious problem i say go live with an aunt. but if you're stuck there i say stop keeping weed in the house looks like things might get worse and if you ever have to call the cops you'll get busted for weed . if it gets worse which i'm sad to say but it almost never gets better untill the victum speaks out . as a last resort option next time he leaves ejaculate on the floor take a pair of your panties and whipe it up, its now evidence and you can tell the authorities , you can just say you turned to drugs as an escape from the abuse . but seriously thats a last resort . oorr you can check out the type of porn he's lookin at cause he very well could be looking at kiddie porn . you might lose your computer all together but hey you wont have to deal with his ass or should i say his chism anymore.

 

im wired.

 

the weed thing you can't really complain about, because you aren't entitled to any privacy in that respect anyway. this is a really awkward situation, but the best you could probably do is talk to child services about it.

but don't do any of the stupid shit recommended here, including trying drug him, frame him, or injure him in any way.

 

steal HIS stash and poop on his floor.. be like "well, now that you've taken all my drugs, i cant fall asleep for some reason, and i hallucinated that your bed was the only toilet in the house"...

or not... i've been functioning for 48+ hours without the aid of drugs.

 

oh im sorry peace attack youve had to go through some rough experience no one should have to go through.

There are people you can talk to about it, perhaps another adult, your mum or a relative or a close friend because from the sounds of what your dads been doing its very inappropriate.

BTW do not even pay attention to the immature people on the other pages, in the end its poor form if you cant act seriously in a time when some one needs help.
PM me if you wanna talk more,
take care

 

She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do- oh yea!
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane

The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust

I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun, momma
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
Because happiness is a warm gun, momma
Happiness is a warm gun
-Yes it is.
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
Gun!
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm gun, momma?

 

get a lock on your door.

go ripshit on him for being a bastard.

If he persists, beat his ass, if you can.

 

Where's your mom?

 

seriously like one day when he's beating off just tell him to lay back and suck him off, let him cum in your mouth and everything will be good, he may even want to have your baby if your lucky, now thats hot

 

digitaldj why even bother which such disgusting comments,,

im sickened to even consider what you actually think about in your spare time.

 

wow, thats so fucked up what your dad is doing, thats sorta like the same thing with my step brother, (only thing different is hes gay) and he goes on my computer (which is in my room), jerks off to gay porn, and ive found some "love stains" on the keyboard and shit, its pretty fuckin gross...and hes stolen pot from me before, and hes stolen money from me before to, so i know exactly where your comming from, i really feel for you

 

So u screw robots and your father screws his hand big deal just put the computer in another room cause he will get mad if u lock ur room or pass protect the pc. Hide ur weed in ur vcr or something unless u have a lot

or u can take farside's advice and beat his ass even if he is bigger, stronger, or faster i am sure if u use ur head u can take him out *cough* weapon *cough*

 

what kind of an idiot tells this person to be "glad they have a roof over their head" in a situation such as this?