Badonkdadonk Explosion!

Are you fucking nuts, man? I'm backasssing you@!@@@@@ ... Are you fucking nuts... *heh*

BANDONKDADONK!!!1 squirrels.

Them squirrels.

Motherfuck that shit.

Represent yo shit!!! ! I got my junk in the trunk... we gots them flippity flops on my shit.

HOLY SHIT man... someone keeps fucking all of my socks. WHO THE hell KeEpS EFF-SEE-YEW-KAY-ING all of my EEEEEEEF-TUH-SEE-FOO-KAY-EE-YUNG. Sox? OH shit... my dad got out of his cage again. I need to call randall and tell him to mount the horse because my dad killed it while he was trying to shoot the quarterhorse the other day. Her name is Priscilla. She's a fucking horse... and he misses the pinya-tuh and hits my mom's horse. Now I'm going to call Randall and Keith and have them fucking mount it so we can put it like on the porch or something for the kids to play on.

Mama, I'm telling you, we gonna have them mightcocks.

My foot is all stick in this shit.

Gerbil? Gerbil anyone? These are primo gerbilssss. Fucking dank, mang...

 

i think my neighbors got a cow... i keep hearing mooing.. but then again...earlier i thought my shoulder was clicking...

 

Like popcicles! yesssss

 

I am fabulous and I love you.

 

...took it out of the little package and licked it.

 

rubbing it all over like whipped cream.. ooh you dirty little man.

 

Haha, What the hell, I think you've smoked yourself retarded.

 

No, but I'm all out of Colt 45 and I'm saving the other half of the blunt.

 

I certianly wasnt Irate.

 

I thought you didn't drink.

 

You are an irish loosey goosey?

 

happens everytime. george is weak. two tokes and he's out there...

fucking aye george, unblock me. :$

 

No, I hadn't smoked for like three days and I wanted to see how many days would start to make a difference.

 

and i care...why?

oh, yeah...i don't

 

Because you have no idea.

 

of what

 

Nearly 80, he has lived a very full and very active life. He has been a licensed pilot, a known gambler and is also a vegetarian, non-drinker and non-smoker. A diabetic for over ten years, he has also been a visible spokesman in the fight against and cures for diabetes and has appeared in advertisements for diabetes-management products. One example of these ads is one for OneTouch Ultra.

 

i read half of that

lemme guess..that old guy you did the commercial with?

 

okay fine, i thought it was funny.

 

I'm SO lost.