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excellent..... I sure hope the animal shelter hasn't rounded up those stray cats either.... I have my own plans for those

 

i got a few strays down there with me...

 

I wish I could catch one of those ducks too. I would love to do a wild duck. I've only done the tame ones, and they just kinda sit there and quack......don't put up enough of a struggle

 

haha user support is a mess right now.

 

thats cause yer an attention whore

 

shhhhh. damn, you cant keep secrets worth shit.

 

wow, i must have been trashed.

 

yea, the ducks are pretty hard to catch. they fly away. but the squirrels, man they're easy to catch. they'll eat a peanut out of your hand. there real sex freaks too. the tail tickles my belly.

 

gahh feline butt plugs! furry tail fetishes! you people better stop before
i go crazy and beat off to a pint of simmering piss!!!

gah!!

 

I stay away from squirrels ever since the last one bit my dick. I still have teeth marks. Don't get me wrong, I like having my dick bitten, but this fucker wouldn't let go. and then he went for my nuts. I want them removed, but not by a squirrel.

 

elephants love nuts as well... maybe we can get one to remove your nuts for you....

 

I'm thinkin about an elephant.......it would be quick and mostly painless

 

we'll get one to pierce your nut sack with its tusk and dangle you in the air until the just rip from your body