How nude women inspired Newton to come up with gravity

We all believe that newton discovered gravity when he was sitting beneath a tree and saw an apple fall from that tree which prompted and inspired him to come up with the concept of gravity

This is a lie !!

This is what purantical conservative christians wanted us to believe

What actually happened was newton was indeed sitting under an apple tree
and not far away there was a beautiful blue lake

In that beautiful lake there happened to be a sexy woman who was having her morning bath wearing nothing

The observation of a nude woman resulted in him getting an erection during which his penis was moving against some unkown force this inspired him to come up with the concept of gravity

So if not for nude women we would have no concept of gravity

Thank you all beautiful nude women !!!!

 

that is the most classic explanation ever
but when i read the nam of this topic, my gutter dwelling mind was thinking of the dangling of breasts...

 

wow not a bad explanation. better than the apple idea.

i can see it now...

the boner, the boob, and the birth of gravity.

itll be my new book, or somethin

 

That's what I had in mind, too. Then all of a sudden, WHAM! penis! :$

 

For proof of gravity take a look at an older nude woman.

 

gravity in full force lol

nawcom...i get credits in ur book

 

Yeah, gravity is much nicer to men in general, than to women. This bites...Poor women get saggy breasticles if not restrained and contained...

What do men get? A longer penis...

 

Actually, if they're "restrained and contained" they're more likely to sag. Taking the load off the network of ligaments that holds them up, causes those ligaments to lose their elasticity. Of course, they'll still sag, no matter what.