All Conservatives are Trailer Dwelling Rednecks!

Who thinks that George W. Bush & Jesus are the same person, who rides shotgun with Dale Earnhardt Jr. in his Budweiser #8 car to the White House every morning with a confererate flag sticker on the rear window, and gunrack and a still of moonshine in the backseat.

I learned this from the internet!

I also learned that ALL Liberals are Welfare stealing Communists who support terrorism & tyranny, who all live in Public Housing or Hippy Communes, and who either ride a bicycle or a hybrid Civic to their minimum-wage jobs at the coffee shop, or to pick up their checks at the Social Security office, who then spend all that money on drugs before going home to burn a flag and kill an unborn baby.


The Typical Red State Conservative Bush supporter.



The Typical Blue State Liberal Democrat.


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lol! i think i read that same thing on gov'tpropaganda.com! lol

 

lol the redneck on the toilet is just too funny.

 

I agree. I would not be offended to be called as crazy as the "Blue State" guy.

 

That's a good parody of the fake right/left paradigm. There is a lot of truth in that.

Democrats and Republicans = the same fucking thing: idiots

 

roflaf

 

convo between my friends

Seth-I hate Nascar, who wants to watch cars go in circles, wanna hear a joke? How did Pink FLoyd's and Dale Earnhardt's careeers end? with the wall!"
Ryan-you better not say that at a Toby Keith concert.

 

lol that is funny

 

This shit is funny. I hear this all day at school. I am going to school for diesel technology because I want to get into the grease diesel and bio diesel stuff, But most of the other guys go there to learn how to put gun racks, chrome stacks, Nascar stickers, and naked lady mudflaps on semi trucks. One kid actually went and told the teacher that I has harrrasing him, when I made one comment about carl rove being about as evil as hitler. Pissing off rednecks just never gets old.

 

Rednecks make it all too easy for people to make fun of them. They think Bush is a Texas good ol boy but they guy was born in Conn.!!! Bush and the War is one of main reasons I avoid family reunions like the plague. Ya see most of my relatives on my dad's side are a bunch of Redneck-Hick Okies that think Bush is the greatest thing since sliced bread. If I didn't know any better I'd think my dad had been adopted because he's a super intellectual type that has a Masters Degree in Theology and is a Pastor but is a peace luvin' Liberal Democrat.

I must say I've gotten more than a few laughs from this thread. lol

 

u r an ignorant guy, u know that? not ALL of us are trailer trash rednecks. please dont hate man! i am fightin a war against stereotypes as it is so please dont mak it any harder. i admit, some of the conservatives are trailer trash rednecks but just because some are doesnt mean u have the right to condemm all of us.

 

Scalia may not be worse than Hitler but he is pretty crooked.


Go do a Google or Yahoo search on the name Prescott Bush. Look for articles pertaining to his work for the Union Banking Corp. during the '30s and '40s.

 

Really, Pressed Rat Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth...

 

well, i consider myself to be a liberal, and i hate people on welfare. minimum wage in my state is 6.15/hr and i make 8.50/hr. i dont work at a coffee house, and i live in my own home. i hate hondas, i drive an american made gas guzzler. i never have burnt a flag, but i think the first amendment gives me the right to. if you've ever seen that episode of the west wing with pen and teller, you'd understand. also, i'm pro-life pro-choice. i.e. i wouldn't get an abortion, but i dont think it should be completely illegal. if a woman is raped, she shouldn't have to live her life with a constant reminder. but that's just me. there are too many conservatives and liberals too similar to what you described above. i once knew a girl who had had 4 abortions. that's sick!

 

Go do a Google or Yahoo search on the name Prescott Bush. Look for articles pertaining to his work for the Union Banking Corp. during the '30s and '40s.[/QUOTE]
he was one fucked up mother fucker.

 

exactly, the government controls them buy giving them what they want