Share your stupid, stoner moments!

One time I was looking really closely in admiration at the mix I'd just cut but happened to sneeze... all my weed came blowing up into my face and stuck to the fluids on my eyeballs. All I could see was patches of green through my tears! Funny in retrospect, but trust me I flipped out as I was already pretty ripped!

Another time I was chuffing away on my bong, toasted out of my mind, and my mate made me laugh when I was in the middle of a giant drag... I laughed so hard into the bong that the pressure forced all the water out the end. It made the cone spurt out on the end of a bong waterfall as though it was a cork coming out of a champagne bottle! Very funny shit at the time!


Share your stupid, stoner moments everyone!

 

Haha! That's fuckin' great man. I can't think of any stupid stoner moments right now, but later I'll probably remember some.

 

I was just stoned off my ass at one point and instead of inhaling to take a hit, I exhaled, into the piece.

Weed was everywhere.

 

It happens every now and then but i fuckin hate it, yu'll smoke a joint to the roach, go to throw the shit and it sticks to ur lip, and ur sitting there trying to spit it off..lol

 

lmao, this just happend, just whent all the way out to my kitchen, being all stealthy to get cup of ice water...so i get back in my room , close the door all quiet, go to take a drink and theres only ice in the cup...lol ive been smokin some good shit..bubbleberry..and took 4 of my valumes cuz i got kicked in the growing a couple hours ago...bitch

 

haha, i hate that shit! that happens to me ALL the time... grrr

lets see.... me and my boyfriend had just finished gettin stoned, and i was so blazed.... i reached over to get some chips, and i put the bag in my lap. my boyfriend took a handful, and i reached over to put the bag back on the table...



see... he had just gotten this weird ass table where some of the wood was cut out on the sides... in this picture the brown is wood, and where there isnt brown, its cut out...

well, i set the bag down, and it went through the spot where there was no wood.... bleh im a dumbass! it was so funny though, it just fell through, and spilled everywhere... the dog ate the chips up though, so its allllll good!

 

Another one of these threads... i love answering these with something new every time...

This is a little on the more disgusting side... but i was cheefin... SUUUUUPER BAKED.... me and my older brother were just standing there on the porch lighting it up...and after that we were just standing there... just chillin... i saw this small bird just chillin beside my bro on the ground... im like.. cool man... my brother looks down at it... for like a minute or 2.. just examining it.... then out of NO WHERE.. he just KICKS THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE HEAD so damn hard... just POW and the bird hits the window, and yet again, just sitting there, still alive, just super fucked up i bet, internally...

So, its chillin there, and im already dieing from laughter on the ground... then my cat runs up and snatches the lil bastard and runs off with it, i was laughing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard, the most i ever did in my life. I end up puking cuz i laugh so hard... then after I puked, i got grossed out that i puked, and puked up some more.... to top it all off... as i was going, i slipped on my puked onto the grass and fell... my brother is just lookin at me... the whole time... takin drags off a ciggaret.. comes over to me while im on the ground, and farts in my face and walks back over onto the porch....and chills again

That was one of the more awkward and funny times in my life... awsome.. sorry if its a lil long =D

 

Lol THC, that reminded me of a time when I filled my little home made bong with ice, thinking Im gonna get a really ice cold hit, that wont hurt. So I take the biggest fucking rip I've ever done, and just as I inhale the last of the smoke, I notice that theres no fucking water in the bong. "Shit," I think to myself, "Im fucked now". I started coughing like hell and my throat was on fire. I did not think enough to keep a drink handy before I took the hit, so I basicly suffered though it for like three minutes. It sucked ass, but I got high.

 

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OMFG ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats the funniest shit I've ever heard man

 

This happend to my uncle somtime during the 70's, ive herd to story form my dad, my grandmother, and my uncle fianlly told me last week


Him and his friends mark got a " 10 finger lid " and a brownie recipie, so there like fuck yeah

in my uncles words
" so we had the batter made, and the pot on hand, so we mixed the whole baggie in the brownie mix, put it in the oven, and stand right in the kitchen to make sure nothing happend, we were kinda ina hurry because , mom (my granma ) was gunna be home soon, so the timer goes off, and were thinkin , yeahh, were done, but we had to let them cool, mom walks in, and goes "ohh brownies " and i said NO!! mom they're for marks mom, she's sick at home, she goes " well , once there cut up and put ona plate she'll never know " so she proceeds to cut a chunk out of them " takes a bite and goes " hmm.. these tast like grass?..GRRAAASSS!!!" I didnt even know if it was really pot that we had, it looked kinda wierd but, yeah, we didnt get to eat them, and mom didnt feel anyhting that she admitted too "

 

Ah man. Kicking a bird in the head ain't cool. In fact it's very fucken lame.

 

get over it

 

I don't suppose you wouldn't mind if I kicked you in the head?

 

Peron vs. bird...i shoot birds witha pellet gun for fun man...

 

one time my friend had a picture of an ass on her wall i thought it was two birds kissing

 

thats mean! and so is the kicking a bird thing...but atleast they aren't endangered..?

 

dude thousands of birds die a day from getting blasted by cars... kicking a bird in the head is no different, and he didnt even kill it, the cat did, lol. In fact the cat ripped its guts and raised hell, lol.

And fuck yeah id mind if u kicked me in the head... i carry a gun on me, and if u did, ud get 2 in the chest and one in the head. =D

 

the cat wouldn't have gotten the bird most likely if it was never kicked and jsut cuz cars kill them doesn't make it right

 

the bird wasnt flying away in the first place.. it was sitting there and wobbling around... it was just asking to get knocked out... so the cat would have got it either way.

stop bein a fuckin tree hugger... 13 year olds... man oh man

 

Fifteen Year Olds...Man, Oh Man...