youre a virgin

i know you are.

 

Maybe someone could fix that...(wink wink nudge nudge)

 

Im what you call a born again virgin.. Its very techincal stuff. And do expect to answer questions about it.

 

Actually what i think i would call mine is lack of ass,

 

Its true, I have never made love to a farm animal....doing my best to change that though

 

I am

 

I want to cover you with ketchup like my Waffle House hashbrowns.

 

quote: Thats against the bible

good, and I hope to make christians watch me while we go to dinner, then to the movies, and finally back to her stable

 

I thought drawrings had kids?

I am, for real.

 

Yeah, i told you i can get down and dirty. While were at it we can smother each other in some gravy train dog food. mmm mmm good

 

Hell yeah, but will you let me stick baloney in your ass?

[Side Note] That actually happened to one of my friends;he was at a party, passed out, and woke up with baloney in his ass...

 

No, baloney in the ass seems to be harder to remove and dont like that unless your willing to take it out to

 

I'll go get my special tongs

 

It doesn't count if you do it with your eyes closed.
Thia goes for alot of things.

 

I am .....again

 

Score, Be gentle

 

nope

 

Haha...I'm gonna freeze 'em first so the tongs are nice and frosty when I pull out the baloney....

 

Well just wait for what i have instore for you.

 

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