Porn tips

Does anyone know how to make a good amateur pornagraphy? My friends and I are gonna make one, but want some advice (other than don't make it).


Don't gimme shit about "don't do it" please - I HAVE thought about consequences.

 

ummm, its kind of self explanatory, film yourself doin it

 

in all honesty, let me see some pictures and i can help you out from my experiences and the porn ive seen
screw

 

ummm i would suggest watching a lot of porn and other movies to get ideas... figure out how you want to film it and all that... just come up with something yourself do you want a plot line or just get right to it? hard core or soft core? hehe... soooo many choices...

 

choose your angles carefully. so your not bitching and complaining about the size of your arse when you watch it

 

big asses=good

 

it's all angles and lighting to make yourself look good. I don't know which ones are good though, but that's what I've heard.

 

i suggest wearing masks like the lone ranger... and extremely small cowboy hats with hot pink cowboy boots... and lime green chaps... then go from there...

 

actually masks are a really good idea - that way there's a lot less worry if it gets leaked out or stolen or something, very few people would be able to recognize you.

 

Masks suck, I hate masks. Masks ruin porno. Be careful where you put the camera. There are so many things I don't like about how pornos are done. What kind of porno are you making, and what positions are you going to be having sex in?

 

I talked to an amateur style porn maker once...he said they generally get the girls high on ghb, and then they will do anything.

Not saying I would do something like that, but its a real tip from a pro.

 

sorry i dont know where you live but isnt that illegal since your under 18?

 

Sorry, dude, but you're under 18, which means that any porn that you make involving yourself -- or anyone else under 18 -- legally constitutes "kiddie porn," for which you can get into BIG-TIME TROUBLE WITH THE LAW! NO SHIT! Wait until after your 18th birthday.

-- Skeeter

 

you can basicaly make a soft porn movie become hardcore just by changing the angles and the lights...

 

Soft or not, it's still "kiddie porn" and illegal under federal law if anyone under 18 is involved in it. The risk of getting busted, serving prison time and having to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life is too great a risk to take.

-- Skeeter

 

So if you make a porn movie of yourself and someone else under the age of 18 and it's strictly for your own viewing, you will be arrested and classified as a sex offender for exploiting yourself?

That thought need a little rethinking I think.

Can you give an example of a case where that actually happened?

 

The only people to see it are who I chose and the legal age of consent at least in Ohio is 16.

I don't think thats enough to put me in jail.

 

Protect it with your life, because if it does get seen by anyone who takes it to police, you will get labelled a sex offender. Keep it to yourself and you'll be fine. I personally wouldn't do it until I was 18. Consent to having sex and consent to being filmed while doing it are not protected under the same laws.

 

why dont you just be the first one to make a politically satirical porn film, where everyone is dressed up in halloween masks as american presidents? that way, even if the tape gets out: no one will know its you, it can be marketed as an adult film and as a political comedy, and it will be making a blatant anarchist statement about the hypocritical silliness of politicians. make sure whoever is wearing the clinton mask gets head.

 

Ha! I love it!