My birthmark and me....

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Poker, Jul 20, 2005.

  1. Poker

    Poker Member

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    Hey all, I'm new to the forums but i have been reading a bunch of stuff for a while beforehand, and I have a problem.
    I'm still a virgin, but my girlfriend is a girl i really love ALOT. The problem is I have this birthmark on my left leg on my thigh. Its one of those kind that is kinda darkish brown and hairy oO. Its probably a 2 inch wide circular thing, but I am kinda ashamed of it and don't really want to have sex with anyone for fear of them making fun of it. I did some searches on Birth marks and didn't see any pictures I could use to describe it, but if any of you know what they are called when its a brown circular thing with more hair then the rest of your body please post a pic. I feel like I can't have sex with that thing cause nobody knows about it but me, and I don't wanna be the laughing stock of the school. I have even considered about getting that sucker removed for this reason. Please post some tips or anything about birthmarks or whatever.
    ~Thanks
     
  2. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    if its causing you this trauma, go ahead and get rid of it.

    If you aren't going to do that, stop caring about it.
     
  3. Poker

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    I would get rid of it if it weren't so goddamned expensive...
     
  4. tommyboy487

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    ok im pretty sure it wont affect your sex life...

    if youve got her naked and ready to go.. and you take off your boxers and she sees it... shes not just gonna walk out.

    sure shell talk shit the next day but hey you fucked her!
     
  5. ImmortalDissident

    ImmortalDissident Senior Member

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    That isn't a big deal at all. Most people have some sort of birthmark somewhere on their body. If it's the hair thats bothering you, shave it off... otherwise I agree, get it removed when you've got the cash saved up. If it makes you uncomfortable, make it go away. I honestly don't think it is anything to be uncomfortable about though.
     
  6. tommyboy487

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    i say love yourself for who you are...

    You should get a tshirt made that says "I love the great fuzzy brown mole thats right next to my crotch"

    All the chicks would get with you
     
  7. Shampoo

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    i couldnt agree more with tommyboy
     
  8. listen to screw

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    why the fuck would that bother you. i hope you dont ever get a pimple on your face and commit suicide
    screw
     
  9. SkeeterVT

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    I have a similar birthmark on MY left thigh as well, but I don't even think twice about it. I wouldn't obssess over it, if I were you. Some people have birthmarks on other places of their body that cause greater gossip than either yours or mine.

    Case in point: Mikhail Gorbachev. The former Soviet leader has a blotchy red birthmark on his forehead -- which some right-wing Christian fundamentalists swear up and down is "The mark of the Beast [Satan]."

    What horseshit!

    -- Skeeter
     
  10. THE_duder

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    Can't you like... shave of the hair.
     
  11. Baby Fire-fly

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    A friend of mine has birthmarks all across her body. Across brests, leg, face EVERYTHING! It looks like a huge red rash and is kind of puffy... trust me yours isnt that much of a problem!
     
  12. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    I have a big ol' beauty mark on my right thigh next to my cooter, mang. Chillax, don't be so self-consious. Just poke the broad.
     
  13. mystical_shroom

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    slap a band-aid on it...
     
  14. tommyboy487

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    a cast you mean ... (6)

    mouahah
     
  15. shadowd_dreamr

    shadowd_dreamr Senior Member

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    a friend of mine has a HUGE birthmark on his right forearm.. it is VERY big, dark and had lotsa hairs too..

    but he cant hide it like you can.. and he is not a virgin ....
    he has become confident about himself and he doesnt care about the birthmark anymore.
     
  16. mystical_shroom

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    you have mange?
     
  17. Andie

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    Birthmarks are beautiful no matter what. They define you. My boyfriend has a birthmark on his penis, granted its not hairy, but its fine. Dont let little things get to you. Fuck what everyone says, you wont know the people you go to high school with forever. As soon as you graduate there are more important things than worrying what your friends think. High school is a shithell unless you are rich and amazingly hot. So fuck high school and bone your gal.

    Hope this helps.
    Andie
     
  18. mystical_shroom

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    whatever...he should just be happy he doesnt have one covering his whole face or has one like Gorbachev..[​IMG]
     
  19. adameistervousier

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    dude......i got one on a closer region, and if this girl loves you like she says she does then she wont give a shit, mine doesn't
     
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