At Michas insistance, i present a new survey

woo...im representin' the paisley :H

 

Word, G!

 

1) Battle of Hastings? ???

2) I haven't shaved in five weeks, should I sell out and shave? No never grow a long beard like the ZZ Top guys ...

3) Name a number between 1 and 10 that doesn't ened with 7? 7,7790

4) ? ???

5) if you've heard my accent is it a) decidedly sexy or b) hysterically posh and funny sounding? dunno

6) compare me to a greek god, list reasons why i'm comparable? MMmm

7) should all my questions end with ?'s or is my grammar just crap as a result of 5 weeks of not using my brain? Yeah they should, i think i'm getting better in english grammar than you and i'm not english , that not normal lol

8) i'm not a school student i am a _future college____ student. what is meant by _college____ ? A life of party ...

9) would you? I should think before i answer ...

10) have you ever used the site www.imaginarygirlfriends.com to decieve friends/family/colleagues? No

11) Have you ever defrauded www.imaginarygirlfriends.com? No

12) Maddox is....? Pretty handsome ...

13) How far would you agree with the statement "Hugh's so manly, he hunts wild boars with his teeth and starts bar fights with the mafia" ?Well i never saw you but you like vw vans so i'll agree but not too far,
14) Is my survey better then what you fondly imagine sex to be? Sex is overrated , this thread too ...

15) what am i most notable for? I' d say your sense of humor ...

17) how good is my basic maths? Probably better than mine ...

 

My uncle played drums for them when they were still a small band.

 

Cool

 

1) Battle of Hastings? is this like those lawyers that got in a fight about not eating their peas and their mom came and twitched her eyebrows together and said son if you don't eat your peas you'll be lean and skinny and yo mama is gonna have to paint your clothes on, because you won't be working so we'll be poor and have no clothes

2) I haven't shaved in five weeks, should I sell out and shave? legs are a real bitch to shave. i don't cut myself that often, but it's scary when you're shaving more lady like areas and you think you've cut yourself, because that's just not something you want. i think maybe i wouldn't want to have to shave my face like a guy though, but then i've got armpits and legs and crotch and that's a lot more area than a face. there's this bag on my floor and the fan is blowing it so it's being blown open, and i think it frankly looks like a crab. anyway, back to shaving. lotion's good for shaving with instead of shaving cream, keeps stuff a lot smoother. lotion's cool, i like lotion. i have some that's a real silky lotion and it smells like warm vanilla sugar and it leaves your skin feeling abnormally silky. has anyone ever touched the underside of a horny toad? and no i don't mean his penis, i mean the actual belly of a horny toad, it's all smushy and pokey. ugh, bubbles

3) Name a number between 1 and 10 that doesn't ened with 7? wow, wow, wow 8

4) ? HUGH i feel a long story coming on. one time it was november and we celebrated thanksgiving and my grandparents baked a turkey and a ham and a buncha other shit, but i don't eat it anymore because there's something on my foot. i could've sworn i talked to someone tonight, george says my hair looks brown today, which i dont understand because that's like me saying so george you're lookin human today

5) if you've heard my accent is it a) decidedly sexy or b) hysterically posh and funny sounding? oh it's sexy alright. everyone loves accents. they make us girlie's panties feel happy, according to micha and i'd say she got the dicitoariynary defintion on that one. but don't feel bad if you don't have one or if it's american or something, i guess that's like saying alright if you aren't made up of atoms, because you have to have an accent... but dont feel bad if its american cause mine's american too. i don't know why i'm telling you though because yours is from south africa, so you've got one apparently. but yeah mine's.. american, i think. they're asking why you left the keys up on the table! it's a strong song, this song likes to play on.. i remember the video for it, d'you like stuff thats visual, instead of audio. i think id rather be................. blind, i dont think i could go without hearing sounds. besides i'd' have my mind's i so i could figure it out up there

6) compare me to a greek god, list reasons why i'm comparable? greek is a really great word, look at that greek person they're greek. it leaves such an olive oil-y taste in your mouth after you say it, doesn't? okay well anyway the question WELL hugh.... you um... have blonde hair and the greek god blondesaurus had blonde hair too, except he didn't die it funky colors. and um..... you both have walking sticks, and you can ball play to level 91028 on super mario. that's a high level, you know

7) should all my questions end with ?'s or is my grammar just crap as a result of 5 weeks of not using my brain? well i appreciate because then i know it's a question, if i didnt have the question mark i would say it like a declarative sentence in my head and then it'd be harder to figure out whether or not it's a question because i'd have to use context clues and crap like the words 'what' and 'where'

8) i'm not a school student i am a _____ student. what is meant by _____ ?

ahm.......er...... ... i don't know i've failed

9) would you? probably. my.. well, nevermind i don't wanna tell you. it involves being naked with people. i laugh like a peacock that's a suggestive word if you look at it like one, peacock. they had to be creative though, they didn't wanna heart the man's part of the peacock. that didn't come out right, they didn't wanna hurt the males of peacocks. i keep feeling like i'm on the stairs of my cabin - the orange carpet on the stairs too, everyone loves a good cabin

10) have you ever used the site www.imaginarygirlfriends.com to decieve friends/family/colleagues?

no, i haven't! are you advertising it to me, are you pretending to be a silly door salesman? maybe i should go and then we'll know what it's about. wait.. oh alright, hang on






oh NO they're playing the alarm on the radio godzilla is coming!



we interupt our radio programming to denounce the arizona amber alert because she got foundeded, and she's okay.


oh that was creepy, i thought torzilla was coming. whew






OOOOOh i kept putting my email address in trying to get in but it was just so they could email you when they open! that was so slick of them.











11) Have you ever defrauded www.imaginarygirlfriends.com?

i don't think so hugh. hugh hugh. i think i'm gonna name my kid hugh. hugh. it's a good strong word, like a cut down tree, because then you can see inside the tree and it'll be all woody. isn't it strange how a tree doesn't have a heart and brain and shit? it's just woody. woody woody wood. i call alex woody cause he was a horny little bastard a while ago. tsk tsk, but he's all... hey forest, come and get me! now, and we talk about whining cows and fruit and stuff
12) Maddox is....?

isn't it that little yellow bug that parachutes? no thats mattix. im not sure

13) How far would you agree with the statement "Hugh's so manly, he hunts wild boars with his teeth and starts bar fights with the mafia" ?

man, well man..i think i will agree with it. i dont know cause i dont go to zimbabwe, you like the president because he's good, so you like to have him in your sig. i can appreciate that because you're being a good citiczen.

14) Is my survey better then what you fondly imagine sex to be? why'd you say 'what you imagine sex to be'

are you implying no one has sex anymore

15) what am i most notable for? uuuuuuum pink hair

17) how good is my basic maths? i don't know, i think you mixed 16 though, hughburt.


Thats all

i'm now hooked on surveys

 

okay i'm all computered out, goodbye

 

1) Battle of Hastings? 1066, Norman ivasion into England

2) I haven't shaved in five weeks, should I sell out and shave? Hell, do what you like / yes

3) Name a number between 1 and 10 that doesn't ened with 7? 5. b/c it is

4) ? oooh yeah

5) if you've heard my accent is it a) decidedly sexy or b) hysterically posh and funny sounding? both

6) compare me to a greek god, list reasons why i'm comparable? Hermes. You stole appolos sheep as a baby?

7) should all my questions end with ?'s or is my grammar just crap as a result of 5 weeks of not using my brain? I think they should end it ?

8) i'm not a school student i am a _____ student. what is meant by _____ ? School

9) would you? yes

10) have you ever used the site www.imaginarygirlfriends.com to decieve friends/family/colleagues? No!!!! I can make them up myself...

11) Have you ever defrauded www.imaginarygirlfriends.com? no

12) Maddox is....? Legend, sheer fucking legend

13) How far would you agree with the statement "Hugh's so manly, he hunts wild boars with his teeth and starts bar fights with the mafia" ? Wildly untrue, yet very cool and believable.

14) Is my survey better then what you fondly imagine sex to be? nope.

15) what am i most notable for? BEing a **** (in a good way, dont worry)

17) how good is my basic maths? I dont know...

 

best answers ever


btw its not the president its the guy i want to be president....

 

Anyone is better than mugabe.

 

yep


as far as i'm concerned Mugabes up there with Stalin, Hitler and Pol Pot

 

1) Battle of Hastings?
Sadly, I don't know. It's not that sad, actually. I don't even care.

2) I haven't shaved in five weeks, should I sell out and shave?
God no. Scruff is sexy, but a beard... Well......damn.

3) Name a number between 1 and 10 that doesn't ened with 7?
seven.

4) ?
Question mark.

5) if you've heard my accent is it a) decidedly sexy or b) hysterically posh and funny sounding?
I'm gonna go with B.

6) compare me to a greek god, list reasons why i'm comparable?
I know none of mythology. Have a soda cracker.

7) should all my questions end with ?'s or is my grammar just crap as a result of 5 weeks of not using my brain?
Grammar is for the weak. Punctuation is necessary in all situations. Sorry.

8) i'm not a school student i am a _____ student. what is meant by _____ ?
Its a blank space, damn it.

9) would you?
Yeah, I'd fuck you. Zimbabwe gets me all hot and bothered.

10) have you ever used the site www.imaginarygirlfriends.com to decieve friends/family/colleagues?
Aaaaaaaaaaahhah... I'm not even going to click that link.

11) Have you ever defrauded www.imaginarygirlfriends.com?
No....Com..ment...

12) Maddox is....?
A wildly grand man with a wildly grand website mocking small children. I support him whole-heartedly.

13) How far would you agree with the statement "Hugh's so manly, he hunts wild boars with his teeth and starts bar fights with the mafia" ?
Very far. Very, very far.

14) Is my survey better then what you fondly imagine sex to be?
Coming from the de-flowered girl's point of view.... I'm fonder of your survey than I am of my past experiences with sexual intercourse. Aren't you delighted?

15) what am i most notable for?
Yer perdy face.

17) how good is my basic maths?
Hopefully better than your grammar skills.


Thats all

i'm now hooked on surveys

 

i think he'd like to be, and the way he's going, he might well end up there, but i dont think he's quite their yet, but i can see your point completely. He raped farmers of there land. Its just plain dickery.

 

plus the genocide when he came to power


and the destruction of the countrys economy

and the slow starvation of the people

etc etc

 

1) Battle of Hastings?
1066, William the conquer, defining moment in British history. What more do you need to know?

2) I haven't shaved in five weeks, should I sell out and shave?
Whatever you want.

3) Name a number between 1 and 10 that doesn't ened with 7?
five

4) ?
what a cute symbol.

5) if you've heard my accent is it a) decidedly sexy or b) hysterically posh and funny sounding?
Never heard it, but I probably wouldn't bat an eyelid. (I'm from Hampshire, where our accents could fit either category)

6) compare me to a greek god, list reasons why i'm comparable?
I'm better at celtic dieties.

7) should all my questions end with ?'s or is my grammar just crap as a result of 5 weeks of not using my brain?
Yes to both of those.

8) i'm not a school student i am a _____ student. what is meant by _____ ?
insert relevant word/term here.

9) would you?
Would I what, Sweetie?

10) have you ever used the site www.imaginarygirlfriends.com to decieve friends/family/colleagues?
Never heard of it till now, so that's a no.

11) Have you ever defrauded www.imaginarygirlfriends.com?
Not knowingly

12) Maddox is....?
The name of Angelina Jolie's son

13) How far would you agree with the statement "Hugh's so manly, he hunts wild boars with his teeth and starts bar fights with the mafia" ?
LOL about this far *holds fingers about 1mm apart*

14) Is my survey better then what you fondly imagine sex to be?
Hopefully sex is better

15) what am i most notable for?
No idea

17) how good is my basic maths?
Depends, usually not too bad.

 

yay someone answered the battle of hastings question

 

erm, me????

 

hey chris answered this


hahaha did not see that....sorry

um....how can **** be a good thing?

 

Its being a bit of a **** in a mildly offensive yet amusing and true way. Its like speaking your mind, being a bit of a ****, but not taking it too far (ie to the point of making someone cry)

 

oh right....cool beans in that case :H