sexy text messages...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by Saveourenvironment, Jul 21, 2005.

  1. Saveourenvironment

    Saveourenvironment Member

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    Do you know any good ones? Thanks
     
  2. RetroGroove_Grrl

    RetroGroove_Grrl I'm a big girl now

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    original ones from the heart are usually best
     
  3. ToNy_yNoT

    ToNy_yNoT Member

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    i want to have dirty animal sex with you on your parents bed ....... got me going when i got that one
     
  4. Hippievixen

    Hippievixen Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    "Nice shoes, wanna fuck????"

    That's always a good one :)
     
  5. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8,
    2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes,
    through poor reception & no signal,
    until low battery do us part.


    You're so sexy, you drive me insane.
    You fuck me so hard I'm always in pain.
    Your sexy voice puts me in slumber.
    Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number...

    Haha sorry, I'm bored :p
     
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