i want to have dirty animal sex with you on your parents bed ....... got me going when i got that one
Do u take me 2 b ur lawful wedded text m8, 2 have & 2 hold 4 dirty jokes & saucy quotes, through poor reception & no signal, until low battery do us part. You're so sexy, you drive me insane. You fuck me so hard I'm always in pain. Your sexy voice puts me in slumber. Oh fuck I'm sorry I've got the wrong number... Haha sorry, I'm bored