OK I'm drunk...

...and I like it! Triple vision sucks monkey balls

 

good for you!!!

i knew i was feellin particularly enlightened and upbeat and awake for the amount of beers ive had..

thanks so much for takin my buzz to share with yers..

Great Aint it??

 

Yeah! Until tomorrow morning's hangover.... I only have 3 beers left out of 10 (stupid financies)

 

sucks to be you,,, just be glad it aint sunday.(in georgia).

 

Can I buy some of your land? I want to build on it

 

yer cross eyed drunk on 7 beers??

man i wanna be you,,..

would be much cheaper..

 

It's the strong Belgium stuff.... and I've only eaten one burrito today

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm burrito...

 

I am drunk too. I am only slightly getting double vision at the minute, but will have to go to bed soon as I have to do stuff tomorrow. Unless I can be persuaded to go to the fridge and get something else. Hell that too ages to ttype

 

Stupid chores etc

 

im gonna go have sex in the hot tub if im lucky..

see ya,, maybee ,,..//...

 

physical activity while drinking will lessen the hangover. do you know how to play golf? golf is fun while drunk

 

I don't have golf clubs I have cock though... I might exercise that

 

hmmm... half a fifth of black velvet in me + two tall boys of bud ice = almost forgot that my gay (literally) ex-girlfriend came over to get the last of her stuff tonight...
By 10:00 or so I should be actually fucked up, now I am just drunk, fuck I miss pot, it's like the cool form of alcohol.... lmao
btw: I am need of sex anyone that could help to releive this problem please contact me ..... hahahahahah

 

OK I'm bored...

 

OK... well I can't get intoxicated after tonight (due to job applications/interviews etc) and this will mean I will be disorientated Student party time is offically over for me!

I want a girl to post a thread initialed "Good morinng 121". Post this thread 8 hours from now I will sleep comfortably tonight, dreaming of busting Michael's head open with a fucking 'Eazy Bake'

 

Man, does anyone know of any old Michael threads? I need a laugh...

 

Im not drinking tonight. i drank myself stupid for the past week or so

 

I am stoned and am drinking one beer thats it for me. know more beer after this. I have to save room for pot.

 

Im working on getting drunk