I heard this song the other day, my friend put it on disc for me, I laughed non-stop. It is called enormous penis or something like that, has anyone else heard it? It is sung like barbershop style, here are some of the words: Whenever life gets me downgets me wearing a frownand the gravy train has left you behindand when you're all out of hopedown at the end of your ropeand no one's there to toss you a line If you ever get so lowyou don't know which way to gothen come take a walk in my shoesnever worry 'bout a thinggot the world on a string'cause I got the cure to all of my blues I take a look at my enormous penisand my troubles start melting awayI take a look at my enorous penisand the happy times are coming my wayI do a song and dancewhen I glance in my pantsand I'm feeling like a sunshiny dayI take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nisand everything is going O.K. Does anyone know who sings this?
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis, Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy, It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger, To the world's biggest prick. So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas, Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy or your cock, You can wrap it up in ribbons, You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.