Funny song

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  1. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    I heard this song the other day, my friend put it on disc for me, I laughed non-stop. It is called enormous penis or something like that, has anyone else heard it? It is sung like barbershop style, here are some of the words:

    Whenever life gets me down​
    gets me wearing a frown​
    and the gravy train has left you behind​
    and when you're all out of hope​
    down at the end of your rope​
    and no one's there to toss you a line​

    If you ever get so low​
    you don't know which way to go​
    then come take a walk in my shoes​
    never worry 'bout a thing​
    got the world on a string​
    'cause I got the cure to all of my blues​

    I take a look at my enormous penis​
    and my troubles start melting away​
    I take a look at my enorous penis​
    and the happy times are coming my way​
    I do a song and dance​
    when I glance in my pants​
    and I'm feeling like a sunshiny day​
    I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis​
    and everything is going O.K.​

    Does anyone know who sings this?​
     
  2. Obituary~Birthday

    Obituary~Birthday Member

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    no but i want to hear it
     
  3. HippyLandscaper

    HippyLandscaper learning a new way

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    it was listed from the bob and tom show, but I don't even know what city that radio show is in
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
    Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
    It's swell to have a stiffy,
    It's divine to own a dick,
    From the tiniest little tadger,
    To the world's biggest prick.

    So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
    Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
    Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
    Your Percy or your cock,
    You can wrap it up in ribbons,
    You can slip it in your sock,
    But don't take it out in public,
    Or they will stick you in the dock,
    And you won't come back.
     
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