JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings' horses And all the kings' men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboardto get her poor daughter a dresswhen she got therethe cupboard was bareand so was her daughter I guess
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack jump over the candlestick. Jack now show us another trick Do it again Jack with a lighted wick. Jack you're jumpy since you were born, And as Jumping Jack you are known, But Jack this little cliche never scorn... "Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!" Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her. Smacked her twice across the head Fucked her ass and went to bed...
Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's ass and turned it's wool to nylon... There once was a man named Dave He kept an old hooker in a cave She was missing a tit and she smelled like shit But think of the money Dave saved!
She was goin' down the mountain doin' 90 miles an hour when the chain on her bicycle broke, We found her in the grass with a sprocket up her ass, tickled to death by a spoke.
jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana jack got high and dropped his fly and said "do you wanna?" jill said yes and dropped her dress and then they had some fun silly jill forgot her pill and then they had a son
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairygodmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly... Peter Peter, something or other..."
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters whenever they had sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?
there once was a man from nantuckett whos dick was so long he could suck it as he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin "if my ear was a pussy i'd fuck it"
Mary had a little sheep, With this sheep she went to sleep, The sheep turned out to be a ram, And Mary had a little lamb.
Sally Brown There was a girl called Sally Brown Said no man could lay her down. Then over the hill came perfect Pete He was 50 pounds of swingin' meat. He lay Sally down in the grass And shoved his dick up her ass. Sally let out a ripper fart Blew Pete's balls 20 feet apart. Over that hill went Perfect Pete's 50 pounds of damaged meat.
