Commercials

the commercials that annoy me the most are those old navy commercials and jingles.

 

I just saw one...grrr

it was for bottled water and had this stupid guy dressed up as a bear
thats not cute thats just annoying...

 

the best commercials have got to be the geico commericals, they are so random, and they just sneak up on ya..... I thought I was seeing a clip of speed racer, and all of a sudden that cartoon girl says she has some good news, she saved some money on car insurance by switching to geico, and that monkey just shook his head. funny shit. makes me laugh everytime

 

hmmm...but they do have the ones with that annoying guy in the suit...
he annoyed me...trying to squeeze in on the gecko's fame.....huh :$

 

I HATE that kid. I also hate all the Jack in the Box commericals, and Helmut Lotti. You rpobably haven't heard of him. He's some Russian singer who's commericals ar eon the Mystery channel all the time. And Old Navy commericals. Man, I hate Old Navy.

Would that be a laxitive?

 

Nah, it was something totally random that had nothing to do with ass workings.

 

You know what I'd love right now? My fist down your throat.

 

You're an idiot. I'd suggest getting some professional help for that superiority complex of yours.

 

Fuck babies. I eat babies for breakfast.

 

No, but I have a pretty good idea why everyone hates you.....

 

Ah. That stupid Taco Smell commercial where the guy's playing a video game and his parents kick him out...that would annoy the crap out of me, and I'd have to slap my mother if she had used the "good to go" line.....

 

gross commercials that come on when youre eating

annoying ass song commercials that get played every break

damn near all of them.

some are good though. like ronni lynn deuytch. she will settle your tax debt for 20 dollars. 20 DOLLARS! and she keeps repeating 20 dollars like she's whoring herself out or something. recently, they mustve caught on, cuz they cut the number of times she says it in her commercial way the fuck down.

and Jamster commercials. fuck them up their stupid asses.

 

hmm, one is this constipation one for like laxatives or something, and at the end the woman says: 'go on, enjoy your day'

and it's like yeah, lets all go take a shit, that'll make us enjoy our day, wtf?!?!

 

I can't stand the one for steakhouse something...
"eat steak eat steak eat steak"
They keep singing it over and over again...
Also,
"Hi, I'm Peter Francis Garacci" ah!!

 

Hmmm.....

I don't watch a lot of commercial-peppered TV......but I don't like the Campbell's soup commercials...that kid who slurps his soup while mouthing off his mother about eating vegetables makes me want to slap him....
I hate the ones for any kind of toy....they should be forced to include the disclaimer that "the toys are not actually as fun as the kids being paid to play with them imply"...


I do like the Juicy Fruit gum commercials where they have the happy guy playing guitar like they did in the 70's BUT he gets the shit kiked out of him for singing such a stupid song... "Get your skiis shined up, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit, the taste is gonna move ya...."

 

oh god, those oxiclean ads where the guy just yells at you the whole fucking time. that doesn't make me want to buy it, it makes me want to stab him to death or at least cut out his tongue. Yes, i'm a bitch

 

.... those freakin reitman's ads where the chicks are trying to act like models.... is it just me, or are most of them ugly and the clothing they're wearing is really unflattering?

 

This guy is the most annoying fucker int eh world dammit

 

his suite makes me feel nauseas...

 

you ever seen his commercials?

you think that one is nautious.....


and this is what he promises