i have a trampoline...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by kitty fabulous, Jun 26, 2004.

  1. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    ...and a broken heart.

    what good is it having a trampoline if your would-be lover doesn't want to be with you?:(

    *sigh*
     
  2. marquee

    marquee Member

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    go masturbate on the trampoline. that would be cool.
     
  3. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    your a pig, man, show some respect for the ladies
     
  4. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    jumping on a trampoline is a great way to just forget about the problems your having and just to have fun. so just have some fun and try to forget about that guy who wont jump on it with you
     
  5. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    i got the thing at a yard sale for the kids, but when i got it home i started thinking of the other, um creative possibilities one could find for a trampoline. i'd just decided i'm going to stay emotionally uninvolved, and now i have a trampoline. i'd sure like someone to bounce on this thing with me! it looks like fun...
     
  6. Bro_Rific

    Bro_Rific Banned

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    Glue a dildo in the center of it and see if you can't hit the bulls-eye!
     
  7. peacefuljeffrey

    peacefuljeffrey Senior Member

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    I just can't help thinking of the episode of The Simpsons where they were sitting around the breakfast table, Homer is reading the paper, and in the classifieds, he spots something that makes his eyes bulge and he starts to stammer,
    "OH...MY...GOD!!!
    TramOpoline! TromBOPoline!"

    He can't even say it right, he's so excited. So he drives to Krusty's house (Krusty is the seller) and on the way he's ramming other cars off the road, saying, "That's MY tramOpoline!"

    I love the way he can't pronounce it right.

    Hope you have fun with yours. I just don't see what about a trampoline would make sex on it any better than usual. It's not like you're gonna fuck while you're jumping, right? And if you're lying down on it, why not just do the same thing on a waterbed? It's kinda nice to fuck on a waterbed, very relaxing. :)

    Blue skies,
    -Jeffrey
     
  8. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    i sent my would be off to a far away place for her own good ,cause of objective circumstances that had nothing to do with me . how terribly noble of me . now im sad n lonly too! ya gots ya a fuckin trampoline....go on n jump!
     
  9. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    because i don't have a waterbed. i have a trampoline. actually, it's technically a rebounder.

    and it's too small to lie on, but still looks like fun. i think it'd be great for a sitting position. hey it's not the ideal of a huge bouncy backyard-size tramp, nor a waterbed, but 99% of creativity is the ability to work with what you've got.
     
  10. cherryiceangel

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    I never thought about having sex on a trampoline, we have one in storage though, maybe I will have to try it...
     
  11. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    fishnet hammocs are the best for sex .....ahhhh borrinquen me yamma
     
  12. cherryiceangel

    cherryiceangel Member

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    A hammoc? I personally couldnt think of anything less romantic/sexy.
     
  13. barefootnikki

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    ((((kitty fabulous)))) sorry sweetie.
    peace
    barefootnikki
     
  14. barefootnikki

    barefootnikki Member

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    One of my ALL TIME FAVORITE things ever!!! I love how he was so excited he couldn't talk right. GREAT one!
    peace
    barefootnikki
    ps..... remember all the kids laying around all mangled from fall off it??? :p
     
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