i was lying on my bed posting on here and stuff in my underoos and i stood up to get a ciggarrete and i had a lighter stuck to my tummy, and when i pulled it off i had the perfect imprint of the lighter hahahaha, im so stoned
it took me a while to figure out what underroos were, but now i know and thats more funny than the storey
ASSWHOLE, IM SICK OF DEFENDING MYSELF OVER THAT I WONT KNOW IM PREGNANT UNTIL THE 29TH SO YOU Can all jusy shut up about it.
awesome man! its the little things like that in life that make life...funny. haha. ok i cant think of what to say here. i could of. but whatever it wont matter. ! oh yeah, p.s 'underoos' SUCK! haha. but no offence 2 people who wear em.
memo to purple granola: DejaVoo does not have balls. Thank God, too, cuz if she did, she'd be the hottest tranny I'd ever seen, which would seriously disturb me to think that.
my friend was having a joint when he pulled too hard and burnt his fingers, so of course he let go, but the joint was stuck to his lip, swings down and burns the shit out of his chin, and he started batting at it with the hand he hadn't burnt, and he burns it getting it off, classic
