new girl on the block

hey. i like talking about sex. so i came here. nice to meet you. let's be friends.

 

hahaha ok umm welcome.. if ya click new posts.. you'll probly notice about 1/3 are threads about sex..or at least i've noticed thst trend.. guess ya get buncha young hippies together & they get allittle playful.. but have fun..keep it safe & umm..enjoy i guess..lool
we're all pretty openminded.. but i dunno.. isnt there anything else on your mind sometimes?

 

hehe,....well, i just like to watch.

 

yea..thats why i had to buy shades..dont think i didnt see ya standin in the bushes with binoculars

 

damn it!.... and i was in camouflage too

 

Welcome aboard! -waves-

from a fellow sexual conversationist.

 

next time try a csamofauge condom too.. then ya wont be so odvios
hehe

 

LOL

Nah, I didn't mean it like that. I was just saying hello, and since I frequent the sex forums mostly, I thought it would be appropriate. ;-)

 

I was hidden in the bushes watching Bobby watching SoaringEagle

Welcome to the forums,Malory

 

damn.. wheres velvet? i'm all alone here..people are watchin me & people are watchin the people watchin me..& now blackies even listenin..& i'm just here all alone just tryin to watch tv.. are ya all that bored & horny?
theres only like what..;.800 million sex sites online?

i like to talk about..hmmm cheese
who wants to watch me eat cheeeeeese? ohh now thats exciting

 

ewe cheese is gross and yes soaringeagle they all are bored and horny when will you get used to it?

 

oh yeah and welcome malory!

 

Good thinking, sex is natural...AND FUCKING AWSOME...sorry for that outburst!

Nice to meet you, Love Molko...Peace

 

shes come to the right forums

 

Hullo, welcome to hipforums, have fun..

 

LOL

 

yea..ok..we're all bored & horney..lets have an online orgy
wonders in charge of the tunes (sorry,..your too sweet to join in)
be dlam..break out he chainsaws..your in charge of keepin the guys in line
shampoo..i wont make ya miss out on the fun..but u get to cleanup th mess afterwards..
ps.just for fun we'll be playin a lil game here..correctly guess who's hiv possitive & win a date with wonder & bedlam

& you 2 thought i'd leave ya out hehe

really ho..dont mind me ..sex is wonderfull..i just think its funny when someone only says "i like to talk about sex" i luv ya sweety.. but i really hope ya have allittle more in your mind then just that.. if ya wanna talk about how sexual aggression affects the human psyche, or or if ya wanna talk about how religios values force you to suppress your natural dsires to explore more perverted sexual expressions..i'm all ears..
but if ya just want to (this section fill in the blanks.. after all we do get alot of 14-16 year old virgins in here) talk like oh baby i'm rubbing my ____ now for you van i touch you ____ i'd probly just get bored..turn on the tv & just keep replying "ohhh ahhh mmmm" & try to keep my brain from drippin outta my ears

yea i know..i'm exagerating & bein a general pain in the ass..i still wanna welcome ya..i just think you'll have just as much fun checkn out the other sections of hf..instead of just hangin in the real kinky part.. i'd just like to hear your veiews on many many subjects instead of just on the best way to ____ a ____ or _____ a ____ .

now feel free to ignore me completely & go right ahead & sticik that ____ in your ____ and have some fun...heehee

yea..you probly should just ignore everything i just said..lol i got very lil sleep last night..only about 45 minutes..so i'm gonna be silly & weird all day today
hugs..luvin u

 

Hi Malory, welcome to HF. Feel free to PM or IM me.

 

yea..go ahead..pm or im the stalker freak..
goatherd i guess ya didnt pay any attention to all the other subtle & not so subtle hints that many people are watchin u..& are aware of what your up to?
i know your lonely..but staking is never a good way to end that..
i even though..how appropriate.. when in the 1 thread i was joking around & said..watch ouyt for the person who posts under me..theyve been following me around & making me paranoid.. i sorta expected backvelvet to be the one posting under me cause she just hasa tendency to have that sort of perfect timmimng.. but when it was you i just had to laugh & think..how appropriate it was that a real stalker type would be th 1 to post there..i have no evidence yet that you stalk in real life.. but syberstalking is just as bad..& many people have shared your pm's & im's with me & others.. the next step will be a public thread just like the ones about micheal/seige
i'd advise you to stop trying to get every girl to pm/im you & keep all your posts public till you get therapy..& like i suggested & ofcourse you ignored..in another thread is.. you should create your own thread..maybe help i'm horny lonely a virgin & very depressed.... & be honnest & express the real you you show in your im's.. sure you'll get plenty of nasty remarks..but you'll also get many who care & want to help..honnestly i havent heard any new complaints in several days.. but maybe thats just cause people are more aware now & arent responding to your messages

 

This sounds interesting - the only real thing I don't like about this place is being that my line of work is with kids from 18 and under, I am coming into contact with tons under that age here, who are also posting pics of their underdeveloped weiners etc... I am so sure I could be done for visiting a site that's almost totally (from my point of view) dominated by children - Argh! I have no prob with younger people but this place is full of them - Guys, get yer sex offline!