so i go up to this hot rich girl and im like can we have anal sex and shes like ew no get away from me! what a bitch, depriving me of my right to do her up the bum. i got sad so i went and got high then i asked another hot rich girl for anal sex... its a vicious cycle im getting myself into here. haha.
Perhaps start out with foreplay then kinda work the 'butt sex' into the mix, instead of asking first and getting shot down before you get to first base.
ew anal sex is gross. well I think so anyway, but Ive never done it and dont really plan on doing it either
Don't give up! If you keep trying there will be that one sensible chick that will eventually say "yes" and take it in the ass like a real woman.......and if yer lucky, she'll suck you clean afterward!
thats fuckin sick! yet hilarious. foreplay may be for pussies but a real casanova's got game. learn how to walk the walk and talk the talk and youll get ass much faster than trying your own method which obviously hasnt been working very well. if you want a one night stand you have to know how to "pull" a girl. act badass and act like shes really hot, but dont get personally involved. just basically make her want you by getting her to think that you can get ass elsewhere but "chose" her. then youll at least get some action and the more you do it the better youll get and youll be a master.
Your attitude about sex is so awfully atrocious that I can only hope that you DON'T get a girl to have sex with you. You really don't deserve it, unless the girl you victimize is equally shallow and disgusting. -Jeffrey
Thankyou, Jeffrey! Any guy who can't respect a girl enough to get her going a little bit before he pulls the ol' "wham bam thankyou ma'am" routine doesn't deserve to have sex!
to all you one nite standers: how can youdo that still? in this day and age of all those diseases and viruses, yea sure its fun but do you really wanna die at the age of 20 to 25 years old? also dont you feel bad about making the gurl feel like shit after you fuck her then leave? think about other people man and not just getting ass for yourself
oh my god some of you are morons. This post was fucking hilarious till some of you took it seriously....... actually.... that kinda makes it even funnier.
LOL.. u just went up to a random rich gurl..ahha i find that funny.. SOme of those snobbs need to get fucked up the ass...dont do it to me oh and im not rich so ya haha peace chickens
ok man ur goin about this all wrong. if u want to have anal sex get real big (bench no less than 400...close grip...20 times) kill someone, go to prison and u get all the anal sex you want.
Maybe you should have aleast got her in bed and act like you were gonna do it doggy style and just jab it in her asshole.
This post is to funny. I think a dude walking up to rich chicks and asking for anal would be a pretty funny idea for a cable tv show. Maybe a reality show worth watching.
